You gotta be shittin' me! Um... I'll be back later...

So can we all now agree, the reason for the lack of progress is John’s unusual need to masturbate at work?

Where is the line between an unusual need to masturbate at work and a usual need to masturbate at work?

That's the thing, he says he doesn't watch classic vhs porn at the office during meal breaks and jack it. He watches classic vhs porn at the office during meal breaks and doesn't jack it. Which almost seems odder.

I've been to hipster bars that play old porn on the bar TVs. Some of it is kinda funny in the background. Don't think I'd want it on all the time though.

But is it classic VHS quality?

Sorry. My mistake. I see John mentions his wife takes care of “that.”

Not sure if it’s at home or the shop though.

May want to ask Jeffrey toobin

Yes and the $50 cases of Budweiser beer that fund it.

Partytime!

Imagine the condition of the boxes....ugh.

It was so much better in the 80’s when porn wasn’t so accessible.
adult classics on VHS were a real treat back in the day. WestCoast video had a adult area in the rental store nearby. But you had to take the box off the shelf and take it to the counter to rent the tape. To not look like a total perv. You had to also rent another tape or two. Apocalypse Now, Stripes and….Naughty nurses! Ah the good old days. Now there is an endless well of material that as you say is only a few keystrokes away.

Eh i don't mind it too much.. I was really fucking up this one hole on the the control panel/joystick and just kinda said sod it. I eventually did find a good position for it and when i have a overlay to go over it i'm sure it'll be all good.. It's just a little embarrassing because i REALLY fucked it up and i didn't want it pictured lol.

Please don't encourage John to masturbate at work. I don't want to listen/see or any of that LOL.... In other news. you guys like my home setup?

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A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do……

I truly wish that this was a genuine "build thread" that I could follow and watch progress on.

Having said that...I would 100% watch a Netflix documentary on John's life. We only get to see a glimpse of it unfolding here, but it definitely overshadows the build thread.

P.S. I will be at TPF...likely all 3 days. If I don't get to meet John, I will be hugely disappointed.

10000% John’s wife

I'm sorry. I didn't realize my stuff was overshadowing. I kind of figured Since GWJ already posts about me here i might aswell post here too. If it's too bothersome i could make a different thread, I'm not sure it'd be as entertaining as this one though admittedly.

You guys are a laugh get yourself a good woman. I have not done the dirty deed since I got my wife. Sure they will complain about a bunch of shit. But if they do not want to get your basic needs done, then find a better woman. I had 2 beers at the shop watching Avi, & with the local BMW superstar with no money for beer. Went to the bar & tonight with my crappy nickel bets won $67. So I had 5 more beers & 2 on a guy that was a winner. He gave the bar tender $100 tip, & I gave him some more money. Beer count is 9 & I think I will stay here at the shop & have some more. Avi did a good job so far on the shop job, but he did not take any pictures or notes so it should be a good learning lesson. Avi can keep posting what ever he wants as a free man. Prove that he is not Jpop's nephew at the shop, & I got a free used roll of ground braid from him years ago. Likely paid for by Kim & others.

Alrighty then!

Another post and once again: Nothing, nada, zilch about the so called "wiring has started" or anything else about the build. Unfortunately this thread has turned into nothing but a reality TV show for John with us only reading the script.

I don't believe that comment was regarding you and your updates, Avi. Unless you also start posting about your porn collection and self satisfaction practices.

Presenting ultimategameroom's "Requiem for a Cream"

There are many other build threads, but only 1 of 2 GWJ threads.(Previous one was locked).

We arent really here for the build as much at this point. It will probably pick up steam after the new year. The shit talking about lack of build, not the build itself of course..

Well realistically. Even if John Didn't post about his daily life. I'm not sure the updates would come any quicker. Think about his daily life posts as Appetizers before a meal. Just awhole lot of them. And in fairness while i was working on the new rubbers and new bulbs for the one pinball. I was in the way of his playfield just due to how everything is being moved around..

Nope. Happily Virgin and as clean as a catholic....the good ones, And i'm not even religious!.

No, no, no! Stay with us here! We enjoy it!

P.S. but please nudge John in the right direction on this build...

You're a welcomed presence in this thread.

I wouldn't be opposed to an "adventures of Avi" thread, however!

Hey, Avi. Who's this John guy everyone is talking about?

Isn't John that guy that everyone thought was a fake account of mine?

Well I decided to call it a night, & not wire under the influence (9 beers). Bus ride home 2 cop cars next to the old shop, likely problems at the large apartment building. Used the can at the bus terminally after the cop & security guard escorted a regular homeless guy that sleeps & throws up there out. Walked to the liquor store to get the wife another suitcase of bud, & they were paying a cop to be in the store. One of the Trailer Park Boys film location for liquor robbery.

Another productive day.

Project is moving right along, eh!

Have we seen the build skills yet?

Yupp, 9 beers.

You’re good Avi, carry on here it’s nice to get the 2nd perspective from someone in the trenches! You’re a good writer to boot - entertaining to read. As suggested tho- try to kick johns ass into gear if you can lol

John - weekend upcoming, let’s double the # of wires on that thing! December is upon us already!

So now your only down about $350 for the year?

yup - it's all in how you measure productivity

Got the lonely pack of funeral sandwiches this morning. Missed the bus to shop so some egg & tuna for breakfast, & wash it down with McD coffee. Avi got the same bus to the shop, & he says he will likely pass on the funeral sandwiches. Avi had a crack head offer him a smoke at the bridge Terminal, but he does not smoke or drink. I had one kick the door open at McD. Avi is back at Motordome, & will do some more work on his vid today.

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Those sandwiches actually look good. Waaaaay more filling than I'd expect.

Back in my day you had to somehow wander into a stash of porn out in the woods (surely I can't be the only one who has experienced woods porn) now I google big boob get 10 million result

Bros, I am laughing way too hard at this thread right now for it to be this early in the morning

Pretty weak crowd in here for Avi to only get 3 upvotes. That was come-back of the month.

I see no problem with watching the porn for entertainment, but I would not want that on when I was eating! At least not food...

Or as some may call it 'Surf n' Turf'

Come on man just put some Mayo on the Gray-o (ham)

We had creek porn! We had a creek that ran past our property and we played there all the time as kids. Found porn quite frequently stashed in the bushes. Pages were frequently stuck together. Took for granted it was because of the weather. We were young and had no clue.