Quoted from vid1900:Call your English teacher from high school.
Don't try to change the words to anything other than "Stern sits on updates because they are selling pinball machines."
Record the conversation for a Youtube video:
"Do you realize that you brainwashed me and you manipulated me and that what you did was wrong?" said Darth_Gamer.
"Yes, and I regret it," the teacher replied.
"You sicken me, and every day when I think about what you did, you sicken me," Gamer added. "You should be so ashamed and so disgusted with yourself."
"I am, I am," the teacher replied.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_Vv7q-MLTyQ
ROFL