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See the black metal guard hanging inside the lower loop ? Those had to be added to help prevent you from slipping and getting tangled in the roller towel and strangling to death.
Yes, somewhere in the USA some idiot couldn't dry his hands without killing himself. Relatives lawsuit brought about the companies having to install those guards. I had one in my business at the time.
LTG : )
Quoted from WJxxxx:Nothing's ever really new.
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There was the Charlie Chaplin one, now this!
Given time I'm sure other historic versions of the "Distracted Boyfriend" are going to be found!
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Someone was kind enough to rescue this slightly damaged vintage poster by framing it, and then at some point donating it to a thrift store in Green Bay for me to find on one of my infrequent forays into Titletown. Funny, too, how it had been there a while, but for me it was an insta-buy! Kismet?
Mine’s up as of 2hours ago, maybe I’ll get one for lunch. Reminds me of the DQ that was across street from the McD’s. Their grill was always going down, but you could get all the ice cream and shakes you wanted. Combine the 2 restaurants and they completed one another. That DQ was so bad, it was forced to close.
I’ve never experienced the broken ice cream machines before I wonder if I’m just lucky regionally. Used to get cones all the time.
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Those are some pretty beat up vaginas.
I thought I’d have some good box puns especially for the one on the top left but nothings coming to me.
There were just a few of us who knew how to clean and repair the ice cream & shake machine at Burger King when I worked there. It was a weird point of pride for me at that time of my life.
Quoted from EJS:Those are some pretty beat up vaginas.
I thought I’d have some good box puns especially for the one on the top left but nothings coming to me.
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