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Sadly this reminds me of way too many people.
(since OP has a lot of pics posted this is the one of the couple at dinner table who haven't taken pics of their food)
Quoted from snowy_owl:Where do you find these?
My best friend up in Buffalo NY emails me jokes all the time.
Some I can easily download and put on here.
A few I can not. If you like this stuff you can pm me your email address and I will forward some of these to you.
Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:[quoted image]
I can't find the caption on my computer but there is one that reads....
"when I read about the dangers of drinking, I decided to give up reading".
Quoted from EJS:I can't find the caption on my computer but there is one that reads....
"when I read about the dangers of drinking, I decided to give up reading".
Reminds me of a story about one of the founders of a company I used to work for. It was a Brazilian company, rumor had it one of the founders like drinking so much that when the government finally passed drinking and driving laws, he gave it up.
Driving that is.
Quoted from EJS:I can't find the caption on my computer but there is one that reads....
"when I read about the dangers of drinking, I decided to give up reading".
LTG : )
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It's called high functioning alcoholic. Run a business, keep a good job etc. Prioritize your day so you don't have to drive after 10am. Excersize and eat moderately etc.
Perfectly acceptable solution if you accept the health damage from the alcohol.
(Hint B1 is good for the brain and fights against the long term effects of alcoholism on memory and cognitive function according to my doctor. It seems to work well for me and i drink a carton of beer a day)
Quoted from EJS:Last one for the night...
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I have seen stuff like that, such as expiration dates on distilled water. Stupid, but funny.
Quoted from EJS:A couple more water themed....
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Haha, the water's smart, person paying that isn't!!
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