Here is the first contender...
The worlds greatest pinball machine - $100000 (Bellevue)
"And I'll keep reminding you of the fact, over and over and over again. More precious than freshly shaven sack, my pinball machine! Although I don't know a God damn thing about this machine, that is irrelevant. My Step Brothers friend, who he met at the bus stop, has appraised this machine at over 14 million dollars. When I'm not busy huffing Krylon metallic paint, I'm thinking about squirrels. They are pretty, very very pretty. Stop changing the subject, look at my pinball machine, look at it!"
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