For sale: Legends of Valhalla deluxe edition

Pinflation is over!!!!!
Sure there might be a few more half a tards out the spending too much money on too little game, but not meeeeee!!! This goes both ways. I’ll evaluate mine fairly but expect you do the same

Let’s get the usual horse pucky out of the way first:

HUO-yep
Easy load out-yep
Nicest you’ll ever see- I mean it just came out, so all the deluxe units are pretty much the same right?
Tons of mods -nope, in fact, none… like 0
Low plays-yep-again it just came out and I have a job. Might be 200 ish
No shipping-I see some people do this in all caps, what’s all the yelling for?
No delivery- not that I couldn’t, I just don’t want to, I’m lazy now
Rare-500 made, many not released yet, you do the math
First floor- yep, that’s all I got
Did I miss anything?
Oh yeah, cash on the glass- I hate that term. What 4 year old came up with that shit? If you want cash only, just say so
In fairness, once someone says it, stop asking if they’ll take your used tool box in trades
RIF people… reading is fundamental!

Ok, so now for the meat and taters:
Really looking for a trade of something I want and haven’t had but the way this game leaves could occur in many ways:
Cash- don’t care if it’s on the glass, in an envelope, or tossed in the air making in rain style
Trade-straight up for like value (not for a broken wood rail from the 60s)
Trade plus cash- this is where you bring me something cool I want and give me money
Trade minus cash- this is where you bring me something cool I want and I look at you stupidly until I remember I need to give you cash
Any trades need to be pinballs- the only exception to that would be if you have a raw thrills arcade that you’d just love to give away at a helluva a deal. Given the massive price on those, I doubt anyone Is offering, but just in case

For trades, here is what I am looking for (don’t worry, nothing spectacular on this list that everybody seems to think is gold. I don’t want Tz, MB, AFM, Tron, Funhouse or Elvira)

Oktoberfest -straight up
Transformers LE (deception or autobots) plus 2500
X-men LE plus 2500
Hobbit and I’ll toss in 1500
Wonka SE straight up
GNR SE straight up
Kiss and I’ll add 1500-game stinks but I wanna own it
Metallica premium straight up (unless you’re an over paying kinda person, you didn’t spend more on yours than mine, so let’s be civil)
Stranger things premium- I’ll add 500
Alien- I’ll add 1000
Revenge from Mars- you add 4000
TOTAN- I’ll add 800
Cactus canyon - straight up
Tales from the crypt- you add 3500
Jetsons- you add 3000
PBR- you add 3000
Family Guy -you add 2500
Stargate- you add 5200
Batman dark knight- you add 2500
Alice cooper- you add 1500
Flint stones- you add 3000
Wheel of fortune- you add 3700
Austin Powers- you add 3000

Now this can be combined if you have a few machines on the list that you want to get rid of, do the math and see where you land

Well crap, how did I come up with that pricing?
Glad you asked….
Game cost me 8700 with shipping ( no free shipping from distributors for the most part). I have about 200 plays on it. At a dollar a play, that brings the value down to 8500. When you look at the plays on yours and apply the cost, I think you’ll find this is fair

Even fairer, if you would like to pre-order this game, you still can from Classic Gamerooms (Jason is awesome), Countaker (ditto Melissa), and Mad Pinball (double ditto Rob) and get yourself a shiny new one in the box for 8400 plus shipping. They will get it to you as soon as they can, I am sure.

If you want to save some loot so we can all afford gas, this might be a better deal for ya

If you’d like to argue the merits of my evaluation, feel free to do it with yourself.

I don’t respond to stupid questions- will you deliver and other things stated already on this post, so if you send me a message and I don’t respond in a day or so….we’ll, you might have been better served paying more attention in school

HOWEVER ( emphasis, not yelling) if you have a trade thought that is not on my list and not already owned by me, feel free to shoot me your thoughts