Does your Mezel Mod guard tower leak because of the two holes in the roof? Are you unhappy with the quality of tin used to protect you from the elements as you stand guard over the park? If so, it's time to install Mr. Tantrum's new straw roof, guaranteed not to leak.

This roof is made of renewable materials sourced from the island, so you can feel good about your purchase. Also, thanks to Isla Nublar building code, the new roof can be installed directly on top of the current one without any modification or damage whatsoever to the original structure.

How much you ask? The straw roof along with the installed 3-way loudspeaker can be yours for the low cost of $35 which includes all parts, labor, and shipping.

Now I ask, isn't the comfort and security that a new roof would bring to your guard tower worth it? To order yours, please contact Mr. Tantrum's guard tower roof emporium today!

Offer includes the 3D printed straw roof shell that installs directly on top of existing roof, and the loudspeaker tower that fits snuggly into front roof screw hole to secure it in place. Please allow 1-2 weeks for roof delivery. This offer only valid for Isla Nublar residents. Manufacturer is not liable for damage caused by dinosaurs.

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