"You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain"
The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
"I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man."
"God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? "
"You must be here to fix the cable."
"We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude. "
"Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here! "
"Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car. "
"Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. "
"Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron. "
"I don't like your jerk-off name, i don't like your jerk-off face and i don't like you. Jerk-off. Do i make myself clear? "
"Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson! "
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