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You Might Be A Redneck

By o-din

3 years ago


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“Are you a redneck and proud of it?”

  • Hell ya! 33 votes
    44%
  • Git er done! 35 votes
    47%
  • Ye ha!!! 7 votes
    9%

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#21 3 years ago

If your porch collapses and kills more than 4 dogs, you might be a redneck.

#24 3 years ago

If you mow your yard and discover more than three old vehicles, you might be a redneck.

#25 3 years ago
Quoted from Pinball-is-great:

If Big Buck Hunter is a holy grail pinball machine for you, ...you might be a redneck.

This game is criminally underrated, but yeah it’s redneck as hell.

I love mine

#33 3 years ago

If you show up at a family reunion looking to pick up a date, you might be a redneck.

#37 3 years ago
Quoted from Pinball-is-great:

If you bought and set up a Fish Tales pinball machine in your living room because you love to show off the animated fish topper,
...you might be a redneck.

I want to get a Fishtales to put next to my Big Buck Hunter Pro so I can have surf n turf.

I might be a redneck.

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#44 3 years ago

If you think the last verse in the Star Spangled Banner is “gentlemen start your engines”, you might be a redneck.

#48 3 years ago
Quoted from poppapin:

You're idea of fast food is hitting a possum at 80MPH

Or if you’ve hit a deer with your truck on purpose so you could keep it.

#58 3 years ago

I think this pretty much sums it up.

#77 3 years ago
Quoted from LTG:

If your prom picture looked like this.
LTG : )
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Or if your high school offered child care services during the prom.

#148 3 years ago

Most rednecks I know embrace this shit.

To quote Rebel Son:

Well you can wash The Dukes of Hazzard sheets on my bed.
You can wash the dust off of my stuffed deer head.
You can wash my mud tires 'til there's no tread.
But you can't wash the red outta my redneck.

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#259 3 years ago
Quoted from Goronic:

Oh man, they went and fucked up that good song...

Are you kidding?
Sounds friggin awesome to me.

#260 3 years ago
Quoted from KongDonkey:

If you just got woken up by blue police lights look out your front door and see a cow running through your yard and spend the next hour trying to rope it with a ratchet strap...haha I ran to my garage got my tractor out like I was bat man peeling out of the bat cave.
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Would love to see a couple more pics of your tractor.
I’ve been eyeballing a 1952 John Deere that’s on CL out here, but the timings not right with everything that’s going on.
I’m in a rural area and we have a local tractor club. Pretty fun lovin bunch of guys that participate in the local parades and do things like have meet ups at the rodeo.

#273 3 years ago
Quoted from KongDonkey:

coindork here you go man mine is a 1953 Ford Golden Jubilee, older tractors are pretty cool but be prepared to work on them, they are fairly easy to repair but things will need adjusting from time to time
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Thats awesome.
Yeah, I get that owning one is going to require some work.
That doesn't scare me too much.
I've owned classic cars, just never a tractor.

#278 3 years ago

Phonetically correct.

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#317 3 years ago

I like this one quite a bit.
Better hope you don’t get a grease fire on that grill.

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#332 3 years ago
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