(Topic ID: 272389)

You Might Be A Redneck

By o-din

3 years ago


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  • Latest reply 3 years ago by Manny65
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“Are you a redneck and proud of it?”

  • Hell ya! 33 votes
    44%
  • Git er done! 35 votes
    47%
  • Ye ha!!! 7 votes
    9%

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#51 3 years ago

this is your want ad looking for a good woman !

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#52 3 years ago

I’d you think the sweetest burn is pointing out that I live in New York City...you might be a red neck!

#53 3 years ago

I don’t use worms - but all the rest of that sounds peachy!

#54 3 years ago

If...

Your coffee table is also a cooler.

#55 3 years ago

If you would rather watch reruns of Rawhide than play TMNT, you might be a redneck.

#56 3 years ago

If...

Your taxidermist also does your taxes.

Your financial planner told you to buy lottery tickets.

Your favorite restaurant has sawdust on the floor.

#57 3 years ago
Quoted from CrazyLevi:

I’d you think the sweetest burn is pointing out that I live in New York City...you might be a red neck!

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#58 3 years ago

I think this pretty much sums it up.

#59 3 years ago

If...

You use the gas station squeegee to wash your entire car.

Your son is named for your favorite pro wrestler.

Your doctor prescribes moonshine as a painkiller.

#60 3 years ago

If the latest music pin has more than one song that you danced to at your wedding reception, you might be a redneck.

#61 3 years ago

If your wife's wedding ring is starting to rust.

#62 3 years ago

If you know that your wheelbarrow will hold ten twelve packs iced down.

#63 3 years ago

If your barn is nicer than your house.

#64 3 years ago
Quoted from Coindork:

Or if you’ve hit a deer with your truck on purpose so you could keep it.

That's called "road kill" or the "weapon" is a 2000 Ford F-150 with a brush guard up front....
This is not always a good thing because undesirable internal organs can be damaged and affect good edible meat...
If you carry out this act with a spot light, you might be a redneck...

#65 3 years ago

If the topper on your Fish Tales is a real fish, you might be a red neck.

#66 3 years ago
Quoted from Dent00:

2000 Ford F-150

I still have my 1988 F-150 that I purchased from a friend when it was 4 months old.

#67 3 years ago

If your wife’s work uniform doesn’t have a top.

#68 3 years ago

If your job promotion now gets your name sewn on your shirt at no cost to you.

#69 3 years ago

BBQ !

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#70 3 years ago

the ultimate camping all in one

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#71 3 years ago

hot tub

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#72 3 years ago

hot tub heater

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#73 3 years ago

jacuzzi

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#74 3 years ago

self propelled lawn mower

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#75 3 years ago

If the weed you smoke comes from your front lawn.

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#76 3 years ago

If your prom picture looked like this.

LTG : )

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#77 3 years ago
Quoted from LTG:

If your prom picture looked like this.
LTG : )
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Or if your high school offered child care services during the prom.

#78 3 years ago
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#79 3 years ago
Quoted from luch:

self propelled lawn mower
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Oh man I want a lawn mower like that now, genius!

.... damn.

#80 3 years ago

Any normal man has at least a little bit of redneck thinking in them, some just take it to the extreme, and we can all laugh when that happens.

#81 3 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

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You found creepy Joe Biden’s pic huh?

#82 3 years ago

It took 81 posts, but we finally got there.

#83 3 years ago

...you think the worse thing about the pandemic is Golden Corral closed down.

#84 3 years ago

You're pissed off your favorite TV show "The Ranch" isn't having another season.

I love that show!

#85 3 years ago
Quoted from Dogford_Studios:

...you think the worse thing about the pandemic is Golden Corral closed down.

... for me it is the Pizza Ranch. Oh, the chicken... that damned chicken.

#86 3 years ago
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#87 3 years ago

If going to the bathroom involves a pair of boots, flashlight and shotgun, you might be a redneck.

#88 3 years ago

You have to admire the inventiveness and ingenuity brought about by a lack of means. Is the redneck hot tub that different than Apollo 13 duct tape repair job?

Of course, when it leads to bleach ingestion or homemade fireworks, it becomes a problem.

#89 3 years ago

When a 1/3 of your Christmas tree ornaments are of an Earnhardt..and that you know Jr’s real name is Ralph Dale..

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#90 3 years ago

If you refer to the 8th grade as..."my senior year"

#91 3 years ago

If your family tree doesn't fork.... You might be a redneck

#92 3 years ago

"You know your not a redneck" when you show up at a corn hole tourney with a jar of vaseline.

#93 3 years ago

Some of this stuff is pretty amazing.

Where’s the photo of the people in the pool with a surge protector floating on a flip flop?

#94 3 years ago

So much for the US being a classless society...

Maybe the 'redneck' is the last thing allowed to be criticised without fear of being cancelled?

#95 3 years ago
Quoted from Coindork:

If your porch collapses and kills more than 4 dogs, you might be a redneck.

I love animals, but that was funny.

#96 3 years ago

if your from Kentucky.

#97 3 years ago

or if your from southern ohio. they speak "redneckese" down there.

#98 3 years ago

If this is your wedding china.

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#99 3 years ago
Quoted from zaki:

or if your from southern ohio. they speak "redneckese" down there

Damn proud of our redneck heritage too!

#100 3 years ago

When your child is also your niece/nephew.

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