I’d you think the sweetest burn is pointing out that I live in New York City...you might be a red neck!
If...
Your taxidermist also does your taxes.
Your financial planner told you to buy lottery tickets.
Your favorite restaurant has sawdust on the floor.
Quoted from CrazyLevi:I’d you think the sweetest burn is pointing out that I live in New York City...you might be a red neck!
If...
You use the gas station squeegee to wash your entire car.
Your son is named for your favorite pro wrestler.
Your doctor prescribes moonshine as a painkiller.
If the latest music pin has more than one song that you danced to at your wedding reception, you might be a redneck.
Quoted from Coindork:Or if you’ve hit a deer with your truck on purpose so you could keep it.
That's called "road kill" or the "weapon" is a 2000 Ford F-150 with a brush guard up front....
This is not always a good thing because undesirable internal organs can be damaged and affect good edible meat...
If you carry out this act with a spot light, you might be a redneck...
Quoted from Dent00:2000 Ford F-150
I still have my 1988 F-150 that I purchased from a friend when it was 4 months old.
Quoted from LTG:If your prom picture looked like this.
LTG : )
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Or if your high school offered child care services during the prom.
Quoted from luch:self propelled lawn mower
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Oh man I want a lawn mower like that now, genius!
.... damn.
Any normal man has at least a little bit of redneck thinking in them, some just take it to the extreme, and we can all laugh when that happens.
Quoted from Dogford_Studios:...you think the worse thing about the pandemic is Golden Corral closed down.
... for me it is the Pizza Ranch. Oh, the chicken... that damned chicken.
You have to admire the inventiveness and ingenuity brought about by a lack of means. Is the redneck hot tub that different than Apollo 13 duct tape repair job?
Of course, when it leads to bleach ingestion or homemade fireworks, it becomes a problem.
Some of this stuff is pretty amazing.
Where’s the photo of the people in the pool with a surge protector floating on a flip flop?
So much for the US being a classless society...
Maybe the 'redneck' is the last thing allowed to be criticised without fear of being cancelled?
Quoted from Coindork:If your porch collapses and kills more than 4 dogs, you might be a redneck.
I love animals, but that was funny.
Quoted from zaki:or if your from southern ohio. they speak "redneckese" down there
Damn proud of our redneck heritage too!
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