Fuck yeah! Woke up the ole lady this afternoon with a fart and she farted back. Eatin grubs left on the grill from last night.
Quoted from RandomGuyOffCL:Not enough fireworks last night?
Not enough fireworks today.
If you like the theme and artwork on:
Whoa Nellie! Big Juicy Melons, The Pabst Can Crusher, WWE Wrestlemania, Nascar, and Twin Win, ...you might be a redneck.
Quoted from Pinball-is-great:Whoa Nellie! Big Juicy Melons, The Pabst Can Crusher, WWE Wrestlemania, Nascar, and Twin Win, ...you might be a redneck.
You just listed 4 of the top Sterns of the last 20 years.
I gotta throw High Roller Casino in there too. Definitely has some redneck overtones about it.
If you don't care if they ever play ball again as long as they keep racing NASCAR, then you might be a redneck.
Quoted from Pinball-is-great:If you like the theme and artwork on:
Whoa Nellie! Big Juicy Melons, The Pabst Can Crusher, WWE Wrestlemania, Nascar, and Twin Win, ...you might be a redneck.
Don't forget AC/DC with the Helen or Lucy translites....
I have noticed several people in this category with Makita tools posters that also qualify...
In business settings... I did not complain...
If that is being a redneck, then I guess I qualify...
Quoted from Jaybird815:If your truck is worth more than your house.
Or your bass-boat!
Quoted from o-din:Or if your bass boat is your house.
That seems a bit too ‘cake-eater’. Look at those nice wood rails and new motor!
If you build a replica of the General Lee just so you can park it on your front lawn, you might be a redneck.
Quoted from Pinball-is-great:If you like the theme and artwork on:
Whoa Nellie! Big Juicy Melons, The Pabst Can Crusher, WWE Wrestlemania, Nascar, and Twin Win, ...you might be a redneck.
Damn!
Quoted from Pinball-is-great:If Big Buck Hunter is a holy grail pinball machine for you, ...you might be a redneck.
This game is criminally underrated, but yeah it’s redneck as hell.
I love mine
Quoted from Coindork:This game is criminally underrated, but yeah it’s redneck as hell.
Think of the source of those ratings. People that live in a fairy tale land make up most of them.
YEE HA!!!!
You might be a redneck if trying to make your flippers stronger involved trying gun powder at some point.
Bonus points if the ball shooting out of the cabinet injured a pinball friend.
LTG : )
Quoted from LTG:You might be a redneck if every time you see o-din's post and you think of this.
LTG : )
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Wait'll you see my salad bowls.
download (1) (resized).jpegI once duct taped my toilet back together after a house party, someone wrecked it when their drunk ass fell into it. Leaked like a sieve but got the job done
Quoted from EricHadley:I once duct taped my toilet back together after a house party, someone wrecked it when their drunk ass fell into it. Leaked like a sieve but got the job done
I loved the sign at the bathroom door at a party when I was in college. “No blowing chunks”
Quoted from Electrocute:I loved the sign at bathroom door at a party when I was in college. “No blowing chunks”
This was ours.
images (resized).pngQuoted from Jaybird815:If your truck is worth more than your house.
And your house is on wheels.
LTG : )
If you bought and set up a Fish Tales pinball machine in your living room because you love to show off the animated fish topper,
...you might be a redneck.
Quoted from Pinball-is-great:If you bought and set up a Fish Tales pinball machine in your living room because you love to show off the animated fish topper,
...you might be a redneck.
I want to get a Fishtales to put next to my Big Buck Hunter Pro so I can have surf n turf.
I might be a redneck.
If you need rodeo clowns to keep your fat wife away from the groceries until you get the groceries in the house and put away.
LTG : )
Quoted from luch:you walk with your kid to school , cause your in the same grade !
And neither one of you will ever learn correct punctuation.
If you think the last verse in the Star Spangled Banner is “gentlemen start your engines”, you might be a redneck.
Quoted from o-din:Or if your bass boat is your house.[quoted image]
A real mini-houseboat in Ormond Beach, Florida.
Quoted from poppapin:You're idea of fast food is hitting a possum at 80MPH
Or if you’ve hit a deer with your truck on purpose so you could keep it.
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