Fuck yeah! Woke up the ole lady this afternoon with a fart and she farted back. Eatin grubs left on the grill from last night.
You just listed 4 of the top Sterns of the last 20 years.
I gotta throw High Roller Casino in there too. Definitely has some redneck overtones about it.
If Big Buck Hunter is a holy grail pinball machine for you, ...you might be a redneck.
If you don't care if they ever play ball again as long as they keep racing NASCAR, then you might be a redneck.
Don't forget AC/DC with the Helen or Lucy translites....
I have noticed several people in this category with Makita tools posters that also qualify...
In business settings... I did not complain...
If that is being a redneck, then I guess I qualify...
If you build a replica of the General Lee just so you can park it on your front lawn, you might be a redneck.
If you mow your yard and discover more than three old vehicles, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if every time you see o-din's post and you think of this.
LTG : )
You might be a redneck if trying to make your flippers stronger involved trying gun powder at some point.
Bonus points if the ball shooting out of the cabinet injured a pinball friend.
LTG : )
I once duct taped my toilet back together after a house party, someone wrecked it when their drunk ass fell into it. Leaked like a sieve but got the job done
If you show up at a family reunion looking to pick up a date, you might be a redneck.
If you bought and set up a Fish Tales pinball machine in your living room because you love to show off the animated fish topper,
...you might be a redneck.
If you need rodeo clowns to keep your fat wife away from the groceries until you get the groceries in the house and put away.
LTG : )
If you think the last verse in the Star Spangled Banner is “gentlemen start your engines”, you might be a redneck.
If you taught yourself to ride a wheelie on your John Deere in flip flops during the quarantine
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