(Topic ID: 272389)

You Might Be A Redneck

By o-din

3 years ago


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  • Latest reply 3 years ago by Manny65
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“Are you a redneck and proud of it?”

  • Hell ya! 33 votes
    44%
  • Git er done! 35 votes
    47%
  • Ye ha!!! 7 votes
    9%

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#1 3 years ago
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#2 3 years ago

Poll has been added.

#3 3 years ago

Not enough fireworks last night?

#4 3 years ago

This thread was stuck in your outbox for 25 years.

#5 3 years ago
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#6 3 years ago

Fuck yeah! Woke up the ole lady this afternoon with a fart and she farted back. Eatin grubs left on the grill from last night.

#7 3 years ago
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#9 3 years ago
Quoted from RandomGuyOffCL:

Not enough fireworks last night?

Not enough fireworks today.

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#10 3 years ago

If you like the theme and artwork on:
Whoa Nellie! Big Juicy Melons, The Pabst Can Crusher, WWE Wrestlemania, Nascar, and Twin Win, ...you might be a redneck.

#11 3 years ago
Quoted from Pinball-is-great:

Whoa Nellie! Big Juicy Melons, The Pabst Can Crusher, WWE Wrestlemania, Nascar, and Twin Win, ...you might be a redneck.

You just listed 4 of the top Sterns of the last 20 years.

I gotta throw High Roller Casino in there too. Definitely has some redneck overtones about it.

#12 3 years ago

Maybe now I can finally figure out if I am. Nobody else will take me!

#13 3 years ago

If Big Buck Hunter is a holy grail pinball machine for you, ...you might be a redneck.

#14 3 years ago

If you don't care if they ever play ball again as long as they keep racing NASCAR, then you might be a redneck.

#15 3 years ago
Quoted from Pinball-is-great:

If you like the theme and artwork on:
Whoa Nellie! Big Juicy Melons, The Pabst Can Crusher, WWE Wrestlemania, Nascar, and Twin Win, ...you might be a redneck.

Don't forget AC/DC with the Helen or Lucy translites....
I have noticed several people in this category with Makita tools posters that also qualify...
In business settings... I did not complain...
If that is being a redneck, then I guess I qualify...

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#16 3 years ago

If your truck is worth more than your house.

#17 3 years ago
Quoted from Jaybird815:

If your truck is worth more than your house.

Or your bass-boat!

#18 3 years ago
Quoted from skink91:

Or your bass-boat!

Or if your bass boat is your house.

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#19 3 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

Or if your bass boat is your house.

That seems a bit too ‘cake-eater’. Look at those nice wood rails and new motor!

#20 3 years ago

If you build a replica of the General Lee just so you can park it on your front lawn, you might be a redneck.

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#21 3 years ago

If your porch collapses and kills more than 4 dogs, you might be a redneck.

#22 3 years ago
Quoted from Pinball-is-great:

If you like the theme and artwork on:
Whoa Nellie! Big Juicy Melons, The Pabst Can Crusher, WWE Wrestlemania, Nascar, and Twin Win, ...you might be a redneck.

Damn!

#23 3 years ago

If the only thing that offends you is unsweetened tea.

#24 3 years ago

If you mow your yard and discover more than three old vehicles, you might be a redneck.

#25 3 years ago
Quoted from Pinball-is-great:

If Big Buck Hunter is a holy grail pinball machine for you, ...you might be a redneck.

This game is criminally underrated, but yeah it’s redneck as hell.

I love mine

#26 3 years ago
Quoted from Coindork:

This game is criminally underrated, but yeah it’s redneck as hell.

Think of the source of those ratings. People that live in a fairy tale land make up most of them.

YEE HA!!!!

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#27 3 years ago

You might be a redneck if every time you see o-din's post and you think of this.

LTG : )

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#28 3 years ago

You might be a redneck if trying to make your flippers stronger involved trying gun powder at some point.

Bonus points if the ball shooting out of the cabinet injured a pinball friend.

LTG : )

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#29 3 years ago
Quoted from LTG:

You might be a redneck if every time you see o-din's post and you think of this.
LTG : )
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Wait'll you see my salad bowls.

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#30 3 years ago

I once duct taped my toilet back together after a house party, someone wrecked it when their drunk ass fell into it. Leaked like a sieve but got the job done

#31 3 years ago
Quoted from EricHadley:

I once duct taped my toilet back together after a house party, someone wrecked it when their drunk ass fell into it. Leaked like a sieve but got the job done

I loved the sign at the bathroom door at a party when I was in college. “No blowing chunks”

#32 3 years ago
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#33 3 years ago

If you show up at a family reunion looking to pick up a date, you might be a redneck.

#34 3 years ago
Quoted from Electrocute:

I loved the sign at bathroom door at a party when I was in college. “No blowing chunks”

This was ours.

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#35 3 years ago
Quoted from Jaybird815:

If your truck is worth more than your house.

And your house is on wheels.

LTG : )

#36 3 years ago

If you bought and set up a Fish Tales pinball machine in your living room because you love to show off the animated fish topper,
...you might be a redneck.

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#37 3 years ago
Quoted from Pinball-is-great:

If you bought and set up a Fish Tales pinball machine in your living room because you love to show off the animated fish topper,
...you might be a redneck.

I want to get a Fishtales to put next to my Big Buck Hunter Pro so I can have surf n turf.

I might be a redneck.

#38 3 years ago

If you replace the topper on your Fish Tales with a Billy Bass, you might be a redneck.

#39 3 years ago

If you need rodeo clowns to keep your fat wife away from the groceries until you get the groceries in the house and put away.

LTG : )

#40 3 years ago

If a Billy Bass is the only Christmas ornament you own.

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#41 3 years ago

you walk your kid to school , cause your in the same grade !

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#42 3 years ago
Quoted from luch:

you walk with your kid to school , cause your in the same grade !

And neither one of you will ever learn correct punctuation.

#43 3 years ago

You see a "No Crack" sign and pull your pants up.

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#44 3 years ago

If you think the last verse in the Star Spangled Banner is “gentlemen start your engines”, you might be a redneck.

#45 3 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

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A real mini-houseboat in Ormond Beach, Florida.

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#46 3 years ago

If you taught yourself to ride a wheelie on your John Deere in flip flops during the quarantine

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#47 3 years ago

You're idea of fast food is hitting a possum at 80MPH

#48 3 years ago
Quoted from poppapin:

You're idea of fast food is hitting a possum at 80MPH

Or if you’ve hit a deer with your truck on purpose so you could keep it.

#49 3 years ago
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#50 3 years ago

If Bass Pro Shops is your go to place for anniversary presents for your wife, you might just be a redneck.

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