I thought it might be fun to make a thread that would be a fun play on Jeff Foxworthy's old comedy line. But, instead of redneck, this one will be for us sophisticated and highly intellectual pinheads. So feel free to add as many as you can think of!
You might be a pinhead if......
You've spent a fair bit of time lately stratagizing the best approach to convince your wife/husband that you have room for at least one more pinball machine in the house.
You've woken up from a sleep/nap only to be mad that the awesome pin deal you thought you had lined up was actually just a dream.
You casually glance inside open garages as you drive through neighborhoods, hoping to see a pinball machine in the corner collecting dust that you can swoop in and make a deal on.
The longest roadtrip you have taken was not vacation related, but was to buy a pinball machine.
Let's hear some more!