Any fart without a leak or a lump is a celebration. (Posting this for a friend.)
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When you drove over railroad crossings, the springs in the reverb would shake and make all kinds of sci-fi noises.
Riding in the back seat of my dad's Hudson Wasp, standing up and holding onto the cord that ran across the back of the front bench seat. Plenty of headroom to jump too. I wish I had that 1950 Hudson now.
Quoted from PinDoctor82:You're laying with your lady and she points out your first gray hair.
Son of a bit...
It is better to have turncoats than deserters.
Quoted from rollitover:Years ago, I used to play a particular baseball
board game. It had all kinds of charts, a deck
of gameplay result cards and every player from
every mlb team had his own game card.
I described it to my son and he said he would love to see it and give it a go.
I told him we could play it but I would have to dig it out.
Finally did dig it out. Together with my son
we started taking it all out of the box to set everything up and he burst out:
"It's like finding ANCIENT ARTIFACTS!!!"
I have forgotten many things.
Have never forgotten this.
Was that APBA Baseball? They still make it and I have a set from a couple years ago.
Quoted from cottonm4:How many years did it take for Elvis sightings to finally go away? Weren't we still looking for him until the early 2000s?
Sorry, but this cannot be true. A couple of Thursdays ago I saw him in a White Castle in Chicago.
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:Did anyone get the army men locker from the back of a comic book? Just wondering always wanted that toy!
Yep, I was stupid enough to do that. Yes, I received 100 army guys. Yes, they were regulation OD green. Yes, the arrived in a cardboard footlocker the size of two packs of cigarettes. Yes, each army guy was made from 1/16" thick plastic and could not stand up unless you placed them in a vacuum. My mother was cool about it and used it as a chance to teach me about checking out offers that seemed too good to be true. Thanks mom!
You know you are old when you remember when baseball umpires would sometimes refuse to put a new ball into play and make them use the old one.
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:My Christmas present arrives today via courier! I kinda know what it is. My eyes are sucked to the window waiting for the driver !!
A Bob Ross Chia Pet?
Quoted from LTG:Wait until surgery for the squeaker because you didn't get it before they swallowed it.
Then you'll know all about cheap.
LTG : )
Musical dog farts are the first warning sign.
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:Do you have a friar tuck head? You may be old.
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God only made a few perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair.
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