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You Know You Are Old When. . .

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    #1894 3 years ago
     
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    When you final realize that you died of old age in your sleep 10 years ago and didn't know you died, and have been going to work everyday ever since.

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    #1923 3 years ago
     
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    Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:

    This getting old stuff just sucks at the moment...sorry for the rant.

    I feel your pain!

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    Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:

    If you died and went to hell, how long would it take you to realize you were not still at work?

    I'd never figure it out!
    That's why I fear dying in my sleep!

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    #2030 3 years ago
     
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    When you have finally seen enough to know you live in a giant simulation because reality couldn't possibly be this fucked up!

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    #2151 3 years ago
     
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    When you're constantly pulling hair out of your ears and worry about sitting on your nuts!

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    #2893 3 years ago
     
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    Quoted from cottonm4:

    “I’d walk a mile for a camel”.

    You know you're old when you'll walk a mile for a bowel movement.

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    #2902 3 years ago
     
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    Quoted from cottonm4:

    No, when you are old you get about 5 seconds to take action. Walking a mile ain't gonna happen.

    I don't know, that depends if I'm constipated or not. But ya! Drink your Metamucil!!

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