you call in the cops to have multiple vehicles towed for parking in front of your house for extended periods of time.
you build a great wall of straw between neighbors driveway to reduce noise from your neighbors POS ricer honder that wakes you up at 3:30am 5 days a week.
you don't really care about dating anymore, because lets face it being 40+ and single is impossible.
you are too tired to clean up the house anymore, tired of doing chores for the last 40+ years by yourself.
you never buy new clothes or go shopping, because it sucks anyways and why buy new clothes if the old ones still fit.
you never text, and actually prefer to speak to customers, friends, and family on the phone like a real normal person
you bitch every year about property sales tax...why do we still pay this after you buy the house?
you talk amongst people about how kids these days have no respect for elders or anybody
you would rather drink a 6 pack of beer at your house, vs go to the bar and socialize
you would rather just watch the game on tv, vs go to the game'
you stop caring about politics, because lets be honest...our votes really don't matter
you begin to tell yourself, "if i'm 60 and a greeter at walmart i might as well just overdose on heroin"
you begin to realize that all life is is paying bills, and staying afloat
you 'member' the good ole days before all of the software and hardware that we have now that connects us all, yet really is disconnecting us.
you realize that you only have maybe 10-20 years of life left possibly
you really start thinking about retirement, or the fact that you will never be able to retire
you are concerned that you will never see social security (if you live to be that old anyway) because the government is already paying YOURS out right now.
you are reminded that your best days are behind you, as your body just can't bounce off the ground anymore and recovery time is 5 times what it used to be.