Quoted from poppapin:You're not old until you can at least get the senior citizen's discount.
When I was in my 30s all of these senior citizen discounts were being advertised right and left. By the time I reached 55, the boomers had overwhelmed the SCD ( new acronym) gambit and they went away. I have not had a SCD in years.
Home Depot and Lowes will give me a military veterans discount, but that is it.