Alcona, ON
Quoted from oldskool1969:Turned 51 today and realised I have lived 3/4 of my life
I am also catching up to my body age of 67!
Happy b day man!..rum and coke passed to you.
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South St Paul, MN
You know your old when...
You are perfectly happy to wear the same thing for three days in a row, or even four.
Quoted from rollitover:You know your old when...
You are perfectly happy to wear the same thing for three days in a row, or even four.
Especially since you got nowhere to go where someone might notice!
Quoted from jrpinball:Especially since you got nowhere to go where someone might notice!
That's why when you're checking your mail and the neighbor is outside, you wind up switching back and forth between a couple shirts...
Quoted from rollitover:You know your old when...
You are perfectly happy to wear the same thing for three days in a row, or even four.
During winter you can make it five or six days.
I thought I was the only one. I went to the gym yesterday left and went to the auction to buy cars. I changed shirts but kept the same pair of shorts I was wearing. Its outside with a bunch of other stinky people, no one cared.
Quoted from cottonm4:When you get older, or just plain old, you figure "what the hell", why bother to comb my hair.
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Ok this time I'm not just commenting,
I truly did LOL! 
Thanks for my daily laugh cotton!
vintage hottie of the month coming up for November. Any suggestions? Donna Reed Miss December locked in.
So beautiful in its a wonderful life.
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:vintage hottie of the month coming up for November. Any suggestions? Donna Reed Miss December locked in.
So beautiful in its a wonderful life.
I don't know who she is but Angela Greene works for me.
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So beautiful in its a wonderful life.
Barbara Eden? (I dream of jeannie) supposedly just turned 89
Quoted from cottonm4:When you get older, or just plain old, you figure "what the hell", why bother to comb my hair.
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Breaker 1-9 soft cotton this Is eager beaver callin
I got a stingo (murder hornet) flyin in my cab..
Quoted from poppapin:Barbara Eden? (I dream of jeannie) supposedly just turned 89
She's still beautiful!
Quoted from o-din:Mom was hip, so she went with the avocado green, wall phone and toaster included.
Going back to the 60;s we moved in our house in 1968 our phone black. Not sure if any other color was available? 
Quoted from poppapin:Barbara Eden? (I dream of jeannie) supposedly just turned 89
When I was 8 or so the town where I live had her at a shopping plaza. My sister even got her autograph. I always remember how beautiful she was. 
Also you know your old when you forgot you already posted in this thread! 
Quoted from jrpinball:She's still beautiful!
They converted a skate rink into a high class bar in the early 80's and it opened the first week liqour by the drink became legal in NC. Barbara Eden was the first performer, it was a wild night. They were stacking whiskey in front of the bar and shoveling ice out of coolers while Barbara danced on top of tables. Not a half bad singer.
Quoted from Grayman_EM:Going back to the 60;s we moved in our house in 1968 our phone black. Not sure if any other color was available?
Other colors beside black were available. Especially with the Princess phone. No push buttons, yet.
My aunt had one of these in yellow.
In the early '80's, I worked for MaBell and my Telco truck was fully stocked with every Western Electric phone made, as well as kits to change the colors. Those days we had to make up the label with the customers phone number to be placed on the dial as well as provide directories.
Days long gone...
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:Barbara Eden vintage hottie of the month for November.
You can buy your own "I Dream of Jeannie" bottle. It is made of brass so it will be practically indestructible should you think you might like to curl up with it while in deep slumbers, dreaming your hear Jeannie calling for you to join her in her bottle.
https://www.jeanniebottles.com/geniebottles/index.html
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Cheaper models can be located on Ebay for cheaper money. But they are made of glass and would not be suitable for anything other than the fireplace mantle. You could still peek inside and dream a little, though.
Quoted from cottonm4:You can buy your own "I Dream of Jeannie" bottle. It is made of brass so it will be practically indestructible should you think you might like to curl up with it while in deep slumbers, dreaming your hear Jeannie calling for you to join her in her bottle.
https://www.jeanniebottles.com/geniebottles/index.html
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Cheaper models can be located on Ebay for cheaper money. But they are made of glass and would not be suitable for anything other than the fireplace mantle. You could still peek inside and dream a little, though.
That's a haku pipe with creativity and a drill
Quoted from cottonm4:You can buy your own "I Dream of Jeannie" bottle. It is made of brass so it will be practically indestructible should you think you might like to curl up with it while in deep slumbers, dreaming your hear Jeannie calling for you to join her in her bottle.
https://www.jeanniebottles.com/geniebottles/index.html
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Cheaper models can be located on Ebay for cheaper money. But they are made of glass and would not be suitable for anything other than the fireplace mantle. You could still peek inside and dream a little, though.
Holy shit, you see the price of those? No thanks!
...when you finally realize that every woman who smiles at you or talks to you is not hitting on you.
Quoted from DennisDodel:...when you finally realize that every woman who smiles at you or talks to you is not hitting on you.
They aren’t? Damn
Quoted from zr11990:They aren’t? Damn
NO, they aren't.
They're just being nice to the deaf,
half-blind old guy.
Quoted from rollitover:NO, they aren't.
They're just being nice to the deaf,
half-blind old guy.
Damnit, I thought all those women wanted me.
Quoted from zr11990:Damnit, I thought all those women wanted me.
You can still be a sugar daddy
Bermuda Triangle
Quoted from jorro:You have to pee 3 times a night
Four.
Quoted from jorro:You have to pee 3 times a night
Even worse? The ol' "spigot" doesn't seem to close as tight as it once did.
Quoted from ThatOneDude:Even worse? The ol' "spigot" doesn't seem to close as tight as it once did.
Or the aim is different.
LTG : )
Disclaimer : I bet we are scaring the young guys.
Quoted from LTG:Or the aim is different.
LTG : )
Disclaimer : I bet we are scaring the young guys.
Different?
Nah....I'm never gonna miss more than I already do 
Quoted from jorro:Old farts!
Good lord willing and the creeks don't rise. You'll get to be one too.
LTG : )
This was the first thought of me getting old when my niece called me an old man when I was in my early thirties 
By the way she is now 35 herself.
Quoted from LTG:Good lord willing and the creeks don't rise. You'll get to be one too.
LTG : )
My grandmother used to say that. I don’t want to be old. I’m working toward that heart attack to just take me out.
Quoted from zr11990:My grandmother used to say that. I don’t want to be old. I’m working toward that heart attack to just take me out.
When I was a wild ass punk I used to sing along with Roger Daltry,
“ Talking ‘bout my generation. Hope I die before I get old”.
Key words here are “ used to”.
Now I am happy to be “just fading away.”
Quoted from QuickSilverShelby:You write dirty Limericks over on the Deeproot thread. Andrew Dice Clay style............
https://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/twip-is-deeproot-the-next-misadventure-or-a-pinball-revolution/page/262#post-5945851
QSS
When you reference an Andrew Dice Clay Limerick.
QSS
Quoted from QuickSilverShelby:When you reference an Andrew Dice Clay Limerick.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Little Boy Blue
Little Miss Muffet
LTG : )
You are old when you remember Raquel Welch in a 1966 movie titled Fantastic Voyage with a small submarine that could be injected into the human body and repair body parts that need fixing. I was completely fascinated with that movie as a 14 YO kid.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060397/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_60
And now you see that a small boat that is smaller than a human hair has been 3D printed. So small that is could be injected into the human body and go fix things.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/28/europe/tiny-boat-microswimmer-intl-scli-scn/?hpt=ob_blogfooterold
It is sort of like how Apple's iWatch made the Dick Tracy watch come to life.
Quoted from cottonm4:You are old when you remember Raquel Welch in a 1966 movie titled Fantastic Voyage
One Million Years BC 1966
LTG : )
Quoted from cottonm4:You are old when you remember Raquel Welch in a 1966 movie titled Fantastic Voyage
movie quote, "Enjoying the view?"
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