When you're constantly pulling hair out of your ears and worry about sitting on your nuts!
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Barnstable, MA
Quoted from Mr_Outlane:When you're constantly pulling hair out of your ears and worry about sitting on your nuts!
As in the game of golf, that's called a "Ball Adjustment".
When the gal that cuts your hair...starts trimming your eyebrows each time you come in. when the hell did that start?? haircut extended..what's next.
Quoted from ShinyBall:starts trimming your eyebrows each time you come in. when the hell did that start?? haircut extended..what's next.
The hair on and inside your ears 
Quoted from Blitzburgh99:CNN couldn’t even wait until her body was cold before turning it into 2020’s next shit show.
CNN was reporting on Mitch McConnell’s statement within the hour of her death.
You know you are old when ... the lack of social decorum and decency bothers you. 
Quoted from jfh:You know you are old when ... the lack of social decorum and decency bothers you.
While if you're young, you embrace the lack of social decorum and decency and make WAP the #1 song in the country.
Quoted from DanQverymuch:While if you're young, you embrace the lack of social decorum and decency and make WAP the #1 song in the country.
I'm afraid it's all over.
The America we all grew up with is gone...
never to return again.
Quoted from rollitover:I'm afraid it's all over.
The America we all grew up with is gone...
never to return again.
No more '57 Chevys. etc.
Quoted from DanQverymuch:While if you're young, you embrace the lack of social decorum and decency and make WAP the #1 song in the country.
Yupp, youth of today have horrible role models.
Alcona, ON
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:You know your old when your wife buys your clothes.
And it also constitutes a MANDATORY
surrender of one's man card.
Quoted from rollitover:And it also constitutes a MANDATORY
surrender of one's man card.
Or even the surrender of one man's (credit) card in order to do it.
Quoted from rollitover:And it also constitutes a MANDATORY
surrender of one's man card.
I disagree. Your wife is doing something nice for you.Thats a goo thing. If I had to buy my own clothes I would wear the same rags for years. She buys new stuff and throws the old raggedy stuff away without me knowing it. I have a good wife.
Quoted from zr11990:I disagree. Your wife is doing something nice for you.Thats a goo thing. If I had to buy my own clothes I would wear the same rags for years. She buys new stuff and throws the old raggedy stuff away without me knowing it. I have a good wife.
Awwwhh!
I took my annual trip to Yellowstone this year with some friends.
While I enjoy my hikes and getting out into the wilderness I'm noticing my range is starting to decrease.
Sleeping in the tent is tough on my back. . . but the views are still worth it. 
If I did that I would walk like a Neanderthal for at least the first couple of miles before I could walk standing straight up. Hell, sitting in the chair for an hour and heading to refrigerator has me hunched over.
I am sure the good life is killing me.
You spend more time looking thru a long lifetime of crap you have accumulated to find that thing "you know you have one of" than it would take to run to the store to buy one.
Quoted from PinballAir:You spend more time looking thru a long lifetime of crap you have accumulated to find that thing "you know you have one of" than it would take to run to the store to buy one.
Or you own 23 hammers.
Quoted from jfh:Or you own 23 hammers.
And have a use for every one of them.
Quoted from PinballAir:You spend more time looking thru a long lifetime of crap you have accumulated to find that thing "you know you have one of" than it would take to run to the store to buy one.
Because you know dog-gone-well that
once you go buy one the one you own is sure to turn up.
My balls going for a swim on their own is a new issue. Sagging isn't just a ladies problem.
Thanks to the internet for making the enormous social gap between me and my kids.
I have more in common with an 80 year old than I do with my 19 year old.
Quoted from cottonm4:In the 60s, I was working at a fast food shop, looked out the window in time to see this drive by. I know that they are still being made so it might not an age thing, but the one I saw has been the first and only first and only one I have ever seen.
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Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner...
Just saw it in Avon Ohio and I have seen it around Cleveland a couple times.
I stopped to get a pic with it, parked in a random hotel parking lot
When you are about to go to the bitch tread and complain about property taxes just like you did a year ago.
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:Vintage Hottie of the month? Donna Reed?
Forgot about Miss Jane Hathaway. LOL
Quoted from Playdium:Forgot about Miss Jane Hathaway. LOL
Screenshot 2020-10-06 125100 (resized).pngQuoted from cdnpinbacon:I think vintage hottie of all time is Lauren Bacal
You forgetting about Mary Pickford? Those curls and that ankle! 
Someone says “damn! that Julie Newmar was hot!”.....and while most all other guys in the room are dreaming of her as cat woman in Batman, you are reminiscing of her as the devil in the black and white Twilight Zone episode “Of late I think of Cliffordville”
Quoted from jfh:CNN was reporting on Mitch McConnell’s statement within the hour of her death.
You know you are old when ... the lack of social decorum and decency bothers you.
Thanks for sharing that. I paused for thought and smiled...R.I.P
Quoted from jrpinball:Hard to believe Raquel Welch is 80!
Clint Eastwood is 90.Jack Nicholson is 83.
And then there is Betty White coming in at 98 !
Quoted from cottonm4:Clint Eastwood is 90.Jack Nicholson is 83.
And then there is Betty White coming in at 98 !
50 Shades of White.
Quoted from Playdium:Just heard Dolly is thinking of posing for Playboy.
I think Martha Stewart should pose in playboy. She's hot
Vintage hottie of November? Does she even qualify?
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