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You Know You Are Old When. . .


By TractorDoc

2 years ago



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    There are 2328 posts in this topic. You are on page 44 of 47.
    #2151 40 days ago

    When you're constantly pulling hair out of your ears and worry about sitting on your nuts!

    #2152 40 days ago
    Quoted from Mr_Outlane:

    When you're constantly pulling hair out of your ears and worry about sitting on your nuts!

    As in the game of golf, that's called a "Ball Adjustment".

    #2153 40 days ago

    When the gal that cuts your hair...starts trimming your eyebrows each time you come in. when the hell did that start?? haircut extended..what's next.

    #2154 40 days ago

    When you get up to pee in the middle of the night and you still haven’t fallen asleep after the last time you got up to pee.

    #2155 40 days ago
    Quoted from ShinyBall:

    starts trimming your eyebrows each time you come in. when the hell did that start?? haircut extended..what's next.

    The hair on and inside your ears

    #2156 40 days ago
    Quoted from Blitzburgh99:

    CNN couldn’t even wait until her body was cold before turning it into 2020’s next shit show.

    CNN was reporting on Mitch McConnell’s statement within the hour of her death.

    You know you are old when ... the lack of social decorum and decency bothers you.

    #2157 39 days ago
    Quoted from jfh:

    You know you are old when ... the lack of social decorum and decency bothers you.

    While if you're young, you embrace the lack of social decorum and decency and make WAP the #1 song in the country.

    #2158 39 days ago
    Quoted from DanQverymuch:

    While if you're young, you embrace the lack of social decorum and decency and make WAP the #1 song in the country.

    I'm afraid it's all over.
    The America we all grew up with is gone...
    never to return again.

    #2159 39 days ago
    Quoted from rollitover:

    I'm afraid it's all over.
    The America we all grew up with is gone...
    never to return again.

    No more '57 Chevys. etc.

    #2160 39 days ago
    Quoted from DanQverymuch:

    While if you're young, you embrace the lack of social decorum and decency and make WAP the #1 song in the country.

    Yupp, youth of today have horrible role models.

    #2161 35 days ago

    You know your old when your wife buys your clothes.

    #2162 35 days ago
    Quoted from cdnpinbacon:

    You know your old when your wife buys your clothes.

    And it also constitutes a MANDATORY
    surrender of one's man card.

    #2163 35 days ago
    Quoted from rollitover:

    And it also constitutes a MANDATORY
    surrender of one's man card.

    Or even the surrender of one man's (credit) card in order to do it.

    #2164 35 days ago
    Quoted from rollitover:

    And it also constitutes a MANDATORY
    surrender of one's man card.

    I disagree. Your wife is doing something nice for you.Thats a goo thing. If I had to buy my own clothes I would wear the same rags for years. She buys new stuff and throws the old raggedy stuff away without me knowing it. I have a good wife.

    #2165 35 days ago
    Quoted from zr11990:

    I disagree. Your wife is doing something nice for you.Thats a goo thing. If I had to buy my own clothes I would wear the same rags for years. She buys new stuff and throws the old raggedy stuff away without me knowing it. I have a good wife.

    Awwwhh!

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    #2166 34 days ago

    I took my annual trip to Yellowstone this year with some friends.

    While I enjoy my hikes and getting out into the wilderness I'm noticing my range is starting to decrease.

    Sleeping in the tent is tough on my back. . . but the views are still worth it.

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    #2167 33 days ago

    If I did that I would walk like a Neanderthal for at least the first couple of miles before I could walk standing straight up. Hell, sitting in the chair for an hour and heading to refrigerator has me hunched over.
    I am sure the good life is killing me.

    #2168 28 days ago

    Let's think about this! .We already did! Classic Marx bro.

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    #2169 26 days ago

    You spend more time looking thru a long lifetime of crap you have accumulated to find that thing "you know you have one of" than it would take to run to the store to buy one.

    #2170 26 days ago

    When you wake up at 6:30 AM and you feel like you slept really really late.

    #2171 25 days ago
    Quoted from PinballAir:

    You spend more time looking thru a long lifetime of crap you have accumulated to find that thing "you know you have one of" than it would take to run to the store to buy one.

    Or you own 23 hammers.

    #2172 25 days ago
    Quoted from jfh:

    Or you own 23 hammers.

    And have a use for every one of them.

    #2173 25 days ago
    Quoted from PinballAir:

    You spend more time looking thru a long lifetime of crap you have accumulated to find that thing "you know you have one of" than it would take to run to the store to buy one.

    Because you know dog-gone-well that
    once you go buy one the one you own is sure to turn up.

    #2174 25 days ago

    My balls going for a swim on their own is a new issue. Sagging isn't just a ladies problem.

    Thanks to the internet for making the enormous social gap between me and my kids.

    I have more in common with an 80 year old than I do with my 19 year old.

    #2175 25 days ago

    You know you are getting old. When 6 hours ago a new JJP game was released, and you check on it after dinner, at home.

    #2176 25 days ago

    You see a bunch of guys getting all nostalgic for Guns and Roses.

    #2177 24 days ago
    Quoted from cottonm4:

    In the 60s, I was working at a fast food shop, looked out the window in time to see this drive by. I know that they are still being made so it might not an age thing, but the one I saw has been the first and only first and only one I have ever seen.
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    Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner...

    Just saw it in Avon Ohio and I have seen it around Cleveland a couple times.

    I stopped to get a pic with it, parked in a random hotel parking lot

    #2178 24 days ago

    When you are about to go to the bitch tread and complain about property taxes just like you did a year ago.

    #2179 24 days ago

    Complaining more than before

    #2180 24 days ago
    Quoted from PinballAir:

    Complaining more than before

    Get off my lawn!!?

    #2181 24 days ago

    Vintage Hottie of the month? Donna Reed?

    #2182 24 days ago
    Quoted from cdnpinbacon:

    Vintage Hottie of the month? Donna Reed?

    Forgot about Miss Jane Hathaway. LOL

    #2183 24 days ago

    Of course ! Miss Jane Hathaway it is!
    Well done

    #2184 24 days ago

    I think vintage hottie of all time is Lauren Bacall

    #2185 24 days ago
    Quoted from Playdium:

    Forgot about Miss Jane Hathaway. LOL

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    #2187 24 days ago
    Quoted from cdnpinbacon:

    I think vintage hottie of all time is Lauren Bacal

    You forgetting about Mary Pickford? Those curls and that ankle!

    #2188 24 days ago

    I'll take Betty Page for a pinup honey.

    #2189 24 days ago

    Heddy Lamar

    #2190 24 days ago
    Quoted from ReadyPO:

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    Looks like Don Knotts

    #2191 23 days ago

    Someone says “damn! that Julie Newmar was hot!”.....and while most all other guys in the room are dreaming of her as cat woman in Batman, you are reminiscing of her as the devil in the black and white Twilight Zone episode “Of late I think of Cliffordville”

    #2192 23 days ago

    I've always been partial to Myrna Loy myself...

    #2193 23 days ago

    You sit down on the toilet and your balls touch the water.

    #2194 23 days ago
    Quoted from jfh:

    CNN was reporting on Mitch McConnell’s statement within the hour of her death.
    You know you are old when ... the lack of social decorum and decency bothers you.

    Thanks for sharing that. I paused for thought and smiled...R.I.P

    #2195 23 days ago

    Hard to believe Raquel Welch is 80!

    #2196 23 days ago
    Quoted from PoMC:

    Looks like Don Knotts

    I think Don Knotts is better looking!

    #2197 22 days ago

    Just heard Dolly is thinking of posing for Playboy.

    #2198 22 days ago
    Quoted from jrpinball:

    Hard to believe Raquel Welch is 80!

    Clint Eastwood is 90.Jack Nicholson is 83.

    And then there is Betty White coming in at 98 !

    #2199 22 days ago
    Quoted from cottonm4:

    Clint Eastwood is 90.Jack Nicholson is 83.
    And then there is Betty White coming in at 98 !

    50 Shades of White.

    #2200 22 days ago
    Quoted from Playdium:

    Just heard Dolly is thinking of posing for Playboy.

    I think Martha Stewart should pose in playboy. She's hot
    Vintage hottie of November? Does she even qualify?

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