When a real good looking woman or girl walks by and your jeans/trousers don't even move. No embarrassing action going on at all.
And you now realize that you are in that camp that says , " If I were only 30 years younger..."
When a real good looking woman or girl walks by and your jeans/trousers don't even move. No embarrassing action going on at all.
And you now realize that you are in that camp that says , " If I were only 30 years younger..."
Quoted from cottonm4:And you now realize that you are in that camp that says , " If I were only 30 years younger..."
Or thinking she'd make a great baby sitter.
LTG : )
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:In public with duct taped glasses for me.
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That super “ I don’t give a shit what anybody thinks”.
Quoted from Jjsmooth:Haha. When you call them bannisters.
I did look up the proper spelling before hitting "send".
Yep
My gramps had a Davenport and a vestibule too.
I would say "Ya mean the hallway?"
and he would say "No, the vestibule!"
Quoted from rollitover:My gramps had a Davenport and a vestibule too.
That is too funny. My grandma's Davenport was in the sun porch which was off the vestibule. Not a sunroom...a sun porch.
When men and women dressed to the nines to attend a Toronto Maple Leaf Hockey Game at the long gone shrine on Carlton where I worked as a kid.
I worked the wooden custom built souvenir stand with my uncle who owned the stand. A wonderful wooden hexagon beauty. The games , concerts and memories.
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:When men and women dressed to the nines to attend a Toronto Maple Leaf Hockey Game at the long gone shrine on Carlton where I worked as a kid.
And the fights were always "gentlemanly".
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:When men and women dressed to the nines to attend a Toronto Maple Leaf Hockey Game at the long gone shrine on Carlton where I worked as a kid.
Shit, man, my first airplane flight was in 1970. Everybody on the plane was wearing a jacket and tie. Same thing for going out to eat. Going out to eat was a big deal.
Now everybody wears flip flops and thongs
Was watching a few episodes of the hilarious house of frightenstein, dracula to igor: "i must invent something that puts you asleep" igor: a phone call from your mother should do it master. The witch cooks something that makes her stoned!
Cameos by Vincent price. What a hidden gem of a comedy thats mE laugh harder watching it all these years later.
Funny how things change. PBR and Schlitz Tallboys were the popular beers, while Whiskey sours and Tom Collins ruled my parents bar. Now it's craft beer and sex on the beach or slippery nipples in the bars.
Quoted from RWH:Funny how things change.... sex on the beach or slippery nipples in the bars.
Some things never change...I recall back in about 19 and 70 trying a slippery nipple.
Quoted from RipleYYY:you know you are old when... this :
https://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/joe-balcer-confirms-oktoberfest-as-american-pinbals-next-pin/page/90#post-5695864
Are you blaming your pinball skills on your age? Surely not
Quoted from cottonm4:Are you blaming your pinball skills on your age? Surely not
of course not, just kidding about the situation
Had the croup so I rubbed on some Musterol
Couldn't go so took some Black Draught and Cola Syrup
Went too much so hit up some Paregoric and lemon
Brushed with Tooth Powder and gargled with hydrogen peroxide.
Slapped on some Burly aftershave after a close shave with the Injector.
Finished up with Lilac Vegetal
Put on my new Double Knit suit with Argyle socks and Nettleton tassel loafers.
Chicks will love the Highwaters ! Ready to go.
No lie
Being in a big hurry I quickly jumped into my truck and sat on my right nut.
Old man saggy nut syndrome ....
Excruciating pain followed by the realization that I’m old.
I don’t know if this has been mentioned yet, I’m to lazy to look for my spare readers that I dropped somewhere in the cracks of the couch
Quoted from Rabbit:No lie
Being in a big hurry I quickly jumped into my truck and sat on my right nut.
Old man saggy nut syndrome ....
Excruciating pain followed by the realization that I’m old.
I don’t know if this has been mentioned yet, I’m to lazy to look for my spare readers that I dropped somewhere in the cracks of the couch
Ball adjustment is critical in golf and in life.
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:You remember roller skaters delivering your hamburger and shake
Sonic still has them.
Your willing to go through a filthy barn to grab a game. Paid 30 bucks and spent the day fixing and cleaning.
Cool retro game!
No Lie -- my shopping basket from Wal-Mart the other day:
Pair of new reading glasses.
Case of Strawberry Boost (High Protein)
Bottle of Prevagen (supposed to help with memory).
Hopefully I can remember to start taking the memory pills!
Quoted from hlaj78:They say that the mind is the second thing to go. I forget what the first thing is.
when the baby in your arms is 20 years older
Quoted from TractorDoc:No Lie -- my shopping basket from Wal-Mart the other day:
Pair of new reading glasses.
Case of Strawberry Boost (High Protein)
Bottle of Prevagen (supposed to help with memory).
Hopefully I can remember to start taking the memory pills!
No axle grease in that basket?
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:when the baby in your arms is 20 years older
...Or has been married for several years and is soon to give birth to a child of her own. Tempus Fugit!
...you get rattled by a bikini clad new neighbor and park your boat in the wrong slip. I did that and very ashamed/embarrassed when I had to back up and re park.
Oh yeah a real monkey appearing on my roof after I just smoked a fat one. Does that count ...is that strike 3??
Quoted from cdnpinbacon:...you get rattled by a bikini clad new neighbor and park your boat in the wrong slip. I did that and very ashamed/embarrassed when I had to back up and re park.
I need a neighbor like that.
Parking your boat in the wrong slip is not good. In front of everyone. I was not paying attention damit
You got to bed 'early' and miss this stuff:
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