You remember penny candy costing a penny...
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Quoted from klr650:Bowel movements become a perfectly normal topic of discussion at the dinner table.
What you mean it isn't a normal topic, isn't that the whole idea talking about dinner from it's beginning to it's end. 
Quoted from dirkdiggler:When hair starts to grow in places it didn't before.
Ear hair. Why the f' is hair growing out of my ears and how do I make it stop?
The pinball machine you moved last year weighs more this year.
You enjoy fixing Project Pins more than you do playing them.
The pinball machines you played as a kid are, one by one, reaching their gold anniversary.
You get a crapload of bruises every time you move a pinball machine.
You need a nap after moving a pin.
You get leg cramps during said nap.
The question you should be asking is “How does Pecos know these things?” 
Quoted from avspin:Almost every sentence starts with "they use to"
OR, “I remember when there was nothing out here, this was all just nothing”.
Gilligan's Island
First time I knew I wasn't a kid anymore was when I herniated a few discs in my back. What a nightmare of an experience. Got so bad that I lost control of my bowels. Yup, not a kid anymore. I've had a stroke, open heart surgeries, but nothing was as painful as the back.
When you can no longer hold out and have to finally buy readers.
When you watch the grammys and realize you don't know who any of the artists are.
You talk about when mtv actually played videos.
You know what coumadin is.
Quoted from Travish:When all the incoming college freshmans moms look way better than the students. Coworker says "it's sad these new students will never look better than they do right now".
And never worse than they will 6 months later when the freshman 15 kicks in.
Quoted from Buzz:Yesterday age came up when talking about a movie outbreak, and this girl had no idea what the movie was. She said she was born in 1996 and that just sounded weird to me. She asked me when I was born and I answered 1972, she replied that's when my mom was born. I truly felt old as I walked away.
Ha, ha, ha!!!! My mother was born in 1926. Still alive too.
Quoted from Duvall:Your physician is hot instead of some older authority figure......
(lady police officer too)
Like this doc? I wouldn’t have e.d. If she was my doc....I’m getting old.........
When your talking about.....wait....wait....I'll remember in a minute....damn it, it was right there....
Your bed is on the second floor to your house, but those 13 steps up to the second floor make you think of selling and buying a bungalow.
Quoted from Phat_Jay:Like this doc? I wouldn’t have e.d. If she was my doc....I’m getting old.........
That ain't the circumference of anybody's flaccid penis.
My 16 yr old niece came up to me and said Have you ever heard of a classic Rock band named Blink-182? Yes, I went to a few of their concerts. Really? Wow, you're so old. Ugh. Sigh.....I'm 39.
Quoted from Cybergoonie:My 16 yr old niece came up to me and said Have you ever heard of a classic Rock band named Blink-182? Yes, I went to a few of their concerts. Really? Wow, you're so old. Ugh. Sigh.....I'm 39.
'What's my age again?...' 
Quoted from mcluvin:Ear hair. Why the f' is hair growing out of my ears and how do I make it stop?
I remember a few years back I emailed an friend from college and told him this: “I have perfected the use of a razor blade while looking in the mirror to shave the hairs on my ears. Feel free to pop a cap in my ass anytime. Please.”
When I click on the old dude thread to laugh at all you old Fers and then realize I fit the bill now. Shit, when did I get old?
Quoted from Rabbit:Last week I drove my car down the driveway to get the mail just to avoid
walking ... yep I,m old.
That sounds like a great idea.
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