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You Know You Are Not Old When...

By o-din

5 years ago


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#51 5 years ago
Quoted from branlon8:

Man, I‘m gonna have to ask my son later to explain all these jokes to me.

You should make a video of him explaining the jokes for everyone on Pinside, lol

#52 5 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

You Know You Are Not Old When...

You've never said "You guys go ahead. I don't need to see what's up there"

#53 5 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

You Know You Are Not Old When...

You've never mentioned medical procedures or sports statistics at a party.

#54 5 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

You Know You Are Not Old When...

The local sperm bank still gladly pays you for your deposits each week.

#55 5 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

You Know You Are Not Old When...

You leave messages on people's voicemail, not their answering machine

#56 5 years ago

You didn’t know that Pink Floyd’s album Dark Side of the Moon was created to synchronize as a sountrack for the movie Alice in Wonderland. Wait, which one is Pink? There was an Alice in Wonderland movie that Johnny Depp didn’t Star in?

#57 5 years ago
Quoted from bluespin:

You didn’t know that Pink Floyd’s album Dark Side of the Moon was created to synchronize as a sountrack for the movie Alice in Wonderland. Wait, which one is Pink? There was an Alice in Wonderland movie that Johnny Depp didn’t Star in?

Believe this works for Wizard of Oz!

#58 5 years ago
Quoted from Darcy:

Wizard of Oz!

You can’t get movie references correct if the movie was released more than ten years ago

#59 5 years ago

You've never called someone young lady or young man

#60 5 years ago

You've never said "When I was your age..."

#61 5 years ago

You don't know that AAA stands for Automobile Club of America, you think it means Advanced Alcoholics Anonymous for people that have a really bad drinking problem

#62 5 years ago

Possession of less than an ounce of pot was never a felony in your life time

#63 5 years ago

You never played location pinball for only a quarter

#64 5 years ago

You've never carried change with you in case you need to make a phone call

#65 5 years ago

You wonder who is Adam West, The Beatles, Dorothy

#66 5 years ago

You hear Guns and Roses on the radio and you don't ask "When did this become old enough to be called classic rock?"

#67 5 years ago

You've never heard of a flip phone or roaming charges

#68 5 years ago
Quoted from bluespin:

You've never carried change with you in case you need to make a phone call

or can remember seeing a phone booth except on a really old movie, like at least 20 years old

#69 5 years ago

You've never eaten a prune

#70 5 years ago

You've never heard someone say "You young whipper snappers"

#71 5 years ago

You've never had to bail a friend out of jail for fighting or for failing to pay tickets

#72 5 years ago

You've never asked someone (or told them to) to take a jacket

#73 5 years ago

When you twist your ankle playingbasketball and a week later feel fine.

#74 5 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

You Know You Are Not Old When...

You take at least one shower every day.

#75 5 years ago

You've never heard of a "home edition" pinball machine, you thought they were designed to be played in your home.

#76 5 years ago

You've never been to an arcade, only barcades and retrocades

#77 5 years ago

Bluespin makes a cultural reference...and you just don't get it

#78 5 years ago

You’ve never heard of tennis shoes

#79 5 years ago

You know you are old when you can relate to Frank from Shameless.

#80 5 years ago

You don’t know what an early bird special is

#81 5 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

You Know You Are Not Old When...

You have never called a Black person an **african american**.

#82 5 years ago

You still go trick or treating.

LTG : )

#83 5 years ago
#84 5 years ago
Quoted from vid1900:

You can honestly say you've never played a round of golf in your life.

Can’t stand golf, so I guess I’ll never grow old!

#85 5 years ago

U dont give a shit about propor grammer or spelling and you're friend's all use emojis N textes any ways so it doesnt mattar if it aren't not rite

#86 5 years ago

You look around when someone calls you “sir” , thinking who the hell are they talking to ?

#87 5 years ago

You don't own a car and don't plan on owning one anytime soon. You have Uber on speed dial.

#88 5 years ago
Quoted from whthrs166:

You don't own a car and don't plan on owning one anytime soon. You have Uber on speed dial.

.....and using the word Uber in a sentence refers to a taxi.

#89 5 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

You Know You Are Not Old When...

You've never eaten at Bob Evans

#90 5 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

You Know You Are Not Old When...

You don't scramble for Vitamin C when you think you might be catching a cold.

#91 5 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

You Know You Are Not Old When...

You go out more often than your back does.

#92 5 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

You Know You Are Not Old When...

You can still easily open the jar of Blitz Wax by hand

#93 5 years ago
Quoted from vid1900:

You can still easily open the jar of Blitz Wax by hand

When it gets easier each time you do it.

#94 5 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

You Know You Are Not Old When...

You are not restricted to a 34" TV because that's the largest screen that will fit in your 1990s **entertainment center**.

#95 5 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

You Know You Are Not Old When...

You don't print directions from Mapquest

#96 5 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

When it gets easier each time you do it.

And when you can't get the lid completely back on and you just say fu-k it.

#97 5 years ago
Quoted from WolfManCat:

And when you can't get the lid completely back on and you just say fu-k it.

...when you no longer try to twist the lid on, but set it on there and smack it with the palm of your hand and it completely closes.

#98 5 years ago

You don’t have nearly as many posts in this thread as bluespin, o-din and vid1900.

#99 5 years ago
Quoted from bluespin:

You don’t have nearly as many posts in this thread as bluespin, o-din and vid1900.

That means you are either too young to be enthused or too old to care.

#100 5 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

That means you are either too young to be enthused or too old to care.

Yes

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