Quoted from branlon8:Man, I‘m gonna have to ask my son later to explain all these jokes to me.
You should make a video of him explaining the jokes for everyone on Pinside, lol
Quoted from branlon8:Man, I‘m gonna have to ask my son later to explain all these jokes to me.
You should make a video of him explaining the jokes for everyone on Pinside, lol
Quoted from o-din:You Know You Are Not Old When...
You've never said "You guys go ahead. I don't need to see what's up there"
Quoted from o-din:You Know You Are Not Old When...
You've never mentioned medical procedures or sports statistics at a party.
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The local sperm bank still gladly pays you for your deposits each week.
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You leave messages on people's voicemail, not their answering machine
You didn’t know that Pink Floyd’s album Dark Side of the Moon was created to synchronize as a sountrack for the movie Alice in Wonderland. Wait, which one is Pink? There was an Alice in Wonderland movie that Johnny Depp didn’t Star in?
Quoted from bluespin:You didn’t know that Pink Floyd’s album Dark Side of the Moon was created to synchronize as a sountrack for the movie Alice in Wonderland. Wait, which one is Pink? There was an Alice in Wonderland movie that Johnny Depp didn’t Star in?
Believe this works for Wizard of Oz!
Quoted from Darcy:Wizard of Oz!
You can’t get movie references correct if the movie was released more than ten years ago
You don't know that AAA stands for Automobile Club of America, you think it means Advanced Alcoholics Anonymous for people that have a really bad drinking problem
You hear Guns and Roses on the radio and you don't ask "When did this become old enough to be called classic rock?"
Quoted from bluespin:You've never carried change with you in case you need to make a phone call
or can remember seeing a phone booth except on a really old movie, like at least 20 years old
Quoted from o-din:You Know You Are Not Old When...
You take at least one shower every day.
You've never heard of a "home edition" pinball machine, you thought they were designed to be played in your home.
Quoted from o-din:You Know You Are Not Old When...
You have never called a Black person an **african american**.
....when nothing in this article applies to you.
https://www.businessinsider.com/why-we-stop-discovering-new-music-around-age-30-2018-6
Quoted from vid1900:You can honestly say you've never played a round of golf in your life.
Can’t stand golf, so I guess I’ll never grow old!
U dont give a shit about propor grammer or spelling and you're friend's all use emojis N textes any ways so it doesnt mattar if it aren't not rite
Quoted from whthrs166:You don't own a car and don't plan on owning one anytime soon. You have Uber on speed dial.
.....and using the word Uber in a sentence refers to a taxi.
Quoted from o-din:You Know You Are Not Old When...
You've never eaten at Bob Evans
Quoted from o-din:You Know You Are Not Old When...
You don't scramble for Vitamin C when you think you might be catching a cold.
Quoted from o-din:You Know You Are Not Old When...
You go out more often than your back does.
Quoted from o-din:You Know You Are Not Old When...
You can still easily open the jar of Blitz Wax by hand
Quoted from vid1900:You can still easily open the jar of Blitz Wax by hand
When it gets easier each time you do it.
Quoted from o-din:You Know You Are Not Old When...
You are not restricted to a 34" TV because that's the largest screen that will fit in your 1990s **entertainment center**.
Quoted from o-din:You Know You Are Not Old When...
You don't print directions from Mapquest
Quoted from o-din:When it gets easier each time you do it.
And when you can't get the lid completely back on and you just say fu-k it.
Quoted from WolfManCat:And when you can't get the lid completely back on and you just say fu-k it.
...when you no longer try to twist the lid on, but set it on there and smack it with the palm of your hand and it completely closes.
Quoted from bluespin:You don’t have nearly as many posts in this thread as bluespin, o-din and vid1900.
That means you are either too young to be enthused or too old to care.
Quoted from o-din:That means you are either too young to be enthused or too old to care.
Yes
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