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You Know You Are Not Old When...

By o-din

3 years ago


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#1 3 years ago

...you wake up with a tent, and you don't even have to go pee.

#2 3 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

You Know You Are Not Old When...

You wake up in a tent, and realize it's not yours.

#3 3 years ago
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You Know You Are Not Old When...

You still occasionally have to help your drinking buddies move to a new apartment.

#4 3 years ago
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You Know You Are Not Old When...

You still get asked to stand up at weddings.

#5 3 years ago
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You Know You Are Not Old When...

You never leave the house on a Friday night before 10pm

#6 3 years ago
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You can honestly say you've never played a round of golf in your life.

#7 3 years ago
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You Know You Are Not Old When...

You still have the confidence to buy green bananas.

#8 3 years ago
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Your neighbors instinctually know that if they start the lawnmower before 12 noon on Sunday, they will die.

#9 3 years ago
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You Know You Are Not Old When...

Girls pee on you, without expecting to be paid.

#10 3 years ago
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You Know You Are Not Old When...

You have never called for service to change a flat tire.

#11 3 years ago
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You Know You Are Not Old When...

You can hum a few songs from each of these top selling artists of the last decade: Ed Sheeran, Drake, Taylor Swift, Kendrick Lamar and The Weeknd.

#12 3 years ago
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You Know You Are Not Old When...

You instantly recognize these men:

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#13 3 years ago
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The only "cable" you pay for each month is the Internet.

#14 3 years ago
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You've never had a landline

#15 3 years ago
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You think a walker is some sort of zombie.

#16 3 years ago
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You still get 2am booty calls, on weeknights.

#17 3 years ago
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You Know You Are Not Old When...

Your new girlfriend asks if you "want to do Molly this weekend?" and you don't reply "Your friend from the bar?"

#18 3 years ago

When u dont know how to use a rotary phone..

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#19 3 years ago

your fast enough to get a post in before O-dins new thread gets moved to the basement.

#20 3 years ago

Monday night is your favorite night out with your girl and you never go to bed before 5am.

#21 3 years ago

Your at the bar dirty dancing to the band and college kids come up and say "we're afraid to dance because you make us look bad". Complete strangers you never met come up and say "we remember you". When you leave the door guy says "people here never seen nothing like y'all". Your girl goes to the bathroom and gets mobbed with girls wanting to know "who are y'all, where you from".

#22 3 years ago

You are eager to try something new and could care less about the consequences.

#23 3 years ago
Quoted from vid1900:

Your new girlfriend asks if you "want to do Molly this weekend?" and you don't reply "Your friend from the bar?"

Man, I‘m gonna have to ask my son later to explain all these jokes to me.

#24 3 years ago

When a doctor is something you want to be and not someone you want to see.

#25 3 years ago

You get a haircut and don't worry about how much they take off cause it will all grow back. Nose, ear, and eyebrow hair have not yet entered the equation.

#26 3 years ago

.....when you ignore the erectile dysfunction ads......

#27 3 years ago

...when this makes you laugh.

#28 3 years ago

I think Gryyzzz did this witb Target Alpha when he realised no cart available.

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#29 3 years ago

HFS, I hope that was an empty cab!

#30 3 years ago
Quoted from Atari_Daze:

HFS, I hope that was an empty cab!

My friend found this on facebook , says its fully loaded. Yikes!

#31 3 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

...you wake up with a tent, and you don't even have to go pee.

Its amazing how much down in a sleeping bag can absorb, or doesn't I guess it 'depends'

#32 3 years ago

You can move pins Saturday without needing to call the chiropractor Sunday for an appointment Monday.

#33 3 years ago

... you dont listen to the beatles

#34 3 years ago

When you hear about streaking and you think it’s about skid marks in your underwear

#35 3 years ago
Quoted from bonzo442:

When you hear about streaking and you think it’s about skid marks in your underwear

And thongs are not worn on your feet.

#36 3 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

You Know You Are Not Old When...

You have never said "They can take my guns when they pry them from my dead fingers" to anyone .

#37 3 years ago
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You Know You Are Not Old When...

You see a girl you used to go to school with and she's smoking hot.

#38 3 years ago
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You've never bought bath salts anywhere but the gas station.

#39 3 years ago

Wow, you guys pretty much covered it all while I was pitching my tent.

#40 3 years ago

The woman down the street asks if your single because she is interested and not because her mother is recently widowed.

#41 3 years ago

Your rock band plays songs that people without children actually recognize

#42 3 years ago

When you hear the word "dimples" and the only thing that comes to mind is your girlfriend's butt.

#43 3 years ago
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You Know You Are Not Old When...

You have many friends from the LBGTQ community.

#44 3 years ago
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You get your Electric Forrest tickets and are excited by at least 1/2 the artist performing

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#45 3 years ago

When Iron Maiden, Aerosmith, and Kiss are what your grandparents used to listen to.

#46 3 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

You Know You Are Not Old When...

You honestly don't own an umbrella

#47 3 years ago
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You Know You Are Not Old When...

No one has ever had to help you use the self-checkout lane at the store.

#48 3 years ago
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You've never complained about Hiphop music.

#49 3 years ago
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You've never purposely lived in Florida

#50 3 years ago

When the only thing "Wizard of Oz" means to you is a new, highly potent strain of cannabis.

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