...you wake up with a tent, and you don't even have to go pee.
your fast enough to get a post in before O-dins new thread gets moved to the basement.
Monday night is your favorite night out with your girl and you never go to bed before 5am.
Your at the bar dirty dancing to the band and college kids come up and say "we're afraid to dance because you make us look bad". Complete strangers you never met come up and say "we remember you". When you leave the door guy says "people here never seen nothing like y'all". Your girl goes to the bathroom and gets mobbed with girls wanting to know "who are y'all, where you from".
You get a haircut and don't worry about how much they take off cause it will all grow back. Nose, ear, and eyebrow hair have not yet entered the equation.
You can move pins Saturday without needing to call the chiropractor Sunday for an appointment Monday.
The woman down the street asks if your single because she is interested and not because her mother is recently widowed.
When you hear the word "dimples" and the only thing that comes to mind is your girlfriend's butt.
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