...you wake up with a tent, and you don't even have to go pee.
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You wake up in a tent, and realize it's not yours.
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You still occasionally have to help your drinking buddies move to a new apartment.
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You still get asked to stand up at weddings.
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You never leave the house on a Friday night before 10pm
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You can honestly say you've never played a round of golf in your life.
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You still have the confidence to buy green bananas.
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Your neighbors instinctually know that if they start the lawnmower before 12 noon on Sunday, they will die.
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Girls pee on you, without expecting to be paid.
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You have never called for service to change a flat tire.
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You can hum a few songs from each of these top selling artists of the last decade: Ed Sheeran, Drake, Taylor Swift, Kendrick Lamar and The Weeknd.
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You instantly recognize these men:
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The only "cable" you pay for each month is the Internet.
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You think a walker is some sort of zombie.
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You still get 2am booty calls, on weeknights.
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Your new girlfriend asks if you "want to do Molly this weekend?" and you don't reply "Your friend from the bar?"
Your at the bar dirty dancing to the band and college kids come up and say "we're afraid to dance because you make us look bad". Complete strangers you never met come up and say "we remember you". When you leave the door guy says "people here never seen nothing like y'all". Your girl goes to the bathroom and gets mobbed with girls wanting to know "who are y'all, where you from".
Quoted from vid1900:Your new girlfriend asks if you "want to do Molly this weekend?" and you don't reply "Your friend from the bar?"
Man, I‘m gonna have to ask my son later to explain all these jokes to me.
You get a haircut and don't worry about how much they take off cause it will all grow back. Nose, ear, and eyebrow hair have not yet entered the equation.
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My friend found this on facebook , says its fully loaded. Yikes!
Quoted from o-din:...you wake up with a tent, and you don't even have to go pee.
Its amazing how much down in a sleeping bag can absorb, or doesn't I guess it 'depends'
You can move pins Saturday without needing to call the chiropractor Sunday for an appointment Monday.
Quoted from bonzo442:When you hear about streaking and you think it’s about skid marks in your underwear
And thongs are not worn on your feet.
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You have never said "They can take my guns when they pry them from my dead fingers" to anyone .
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You see a girl you used to go to school with and she's smoking hot.
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You've never bought bath salts anywhere but the gas station.
The woman down the street asks if your single because she is interested and not because her mother is recently widowed.
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You have many friends from the LBGTQ community.
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You get your Electric Forrest tickets and are excited by at least 1/2 the artist performing
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You honestly don't own an umbrella
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No one has ever had to help you use the self-checkout lane at the store.
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You've never complained about Hiphop music.
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You've never purposely lived in Florida
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