.....when your “normally” chimp-flippin’ 2-1/2 year old, straight up pulls a live catch to cradle, post passes to left flipper and makes the smoothest right ramp shot on Maiden ala KM(F!)E, right in front of you and your wife’s now Tex Avery-esque-sized cartoon eyes!
Of course it was just past 11PM when it happened and we aren’t going to win parents of the year anytime soon but, damn it feels good to be a (pin) gangsta...