I have to keep Stern's two bastard forgotten children separate from the rest of the line up. Maybe if they get code updates, I can integrate them with the rest of the family. Until then, they must stay in separate quarters.
It's separate quarters around my place as well. If my pins could talk, these are the kind of conversations you would have heard around our place since last summer:
July 2012: Xmen shows up, and is plunked down beside MM and LOTR, his two new best friends. "Howdy neighbours, this place looks great" Wolvie says.
October 2012: Tron shows up, and says "So where do i go?". "You'll go over with the other fellas, but we'll have to move someone to make space" I said. After much deliberation, LOTR ends up getting moved to a separate part of the basement. "WTF?" LOTR says, "why are you moving me, that Xmen guy can't even figure out the right score, he doesn't even give out a bonus, those Nightcrawler things don't ever pop up and his aux boards keep blowing. Have you seen my software, have you? Come on, just play one game right now, just one game and you'll see!". "Well LOTR", I said, "you're software is amazing, but you've been here for almost 6 years now and to be fair we should give the new kid a chance". "Whatever", LOTR says, and he adds in his best Terminator voice "I'll be back".
Christmas Holidays 2012 (December 30th to be exact): "I think it's time to make a change with the machines" I told my wife. So I went downstairs and moved Xmen to the corner by himself and brought LOTR back to the prime location. "About time" LOTR says, "all I've been hearing this past week is "watch it bub" and it's driving me crazy over here". As I was moving Xmen into the corner I could hear him say "this is crazy, I should be over there with the other guys, you know I'll be getting a code update soon and I'll be back in business...you just wait". "Yeah, yeah" I said, "and that's what the Transformers guy also said, I've heard that story before".
The machines were now moved and I walked back upstairs. As I was walking up I heard MM say "look who's in the naughty corner now!", and Tron followed it up with his best Babu from Seinfeld impersonation "you very bad Xmen, very very bad!!!". As for LOTR, well he was just and he was happy to be back with his friends. "Hullo there TRON, I'm LOTR, nice to meet you, you're so....blue and bright".
March 2013: I just put a new colour DMD in MM (which rocks by the way) and as I walked back upstairs I heard MM say to Xmen "Hey Wolvie, you should see my cool new display, our owner really likes me...what's he done for you lately?". "That's right, he's done nothing there naughty boy, in fact he don't even turn you on anymore!!!". "Watch it bub" and "I'm going to turn you bozos into hamburger" MM was heard mocking the Xmen.
So it's a sad state of affairs around this place, I'm sure hoping that update for Xmen arrives soon, would be nice for Wolvie to be able to stick it to LOTR, MM or Tron.
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