We should honestly hack Xenon to replace the titular woman with none other than Victor Stone, aka Cyborg. Because Cyborg was an example of retro-futurism Xenon also had (the roller discos and spandex suits) and both were introduced in 1980. Also, because Cyborg is very hot (especially in his 80s appearance, which this game will have) and the goal of the game is basically getting Cyborg to orgasm. (My brain stopped ticking. I'll be back in a second after I watch X-Files with no lights on, dans la maison.)
BTW, Cyborg never said "Booyah" in the 80s comics. So we can't do that.
Anyway, what do you think? Should Cyborg be in the hot seat entering Xenon?