Quoted from GTO:
To the pinball buyer last Friday night outside the north side movie theater. You were wearing pleated jeans and a yellow shirt. I was the Pinside seller holding the door open for you and your friends.
You said I was nice and you would like to buy from me sometime. I have a Scared Stiff that I would like to sell you at a price that's VERY HARD to beat. Anyway, call me at 555-555-5555. If you send me your number, I'll provide plenty of pictures and enlarge any shots you like.
Waiting for your call,
Tilted in Texas
I just spit out half of a bottle water reading this!