Ha ha ha
Ho ho ho
And a couple of tra la las
That's how we laugh the day away
In the merry old land of Oz
Bzz, bzz, bzz
Chirp, chirp, chirp
And a couple of La di das
That's how the crickets crick all day
In the merry old land of Oz
We get up at twelve and start to work at one
Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done
Jolly good fun
Ha ha ha
Ho ho ho
And a couple of tra la las
That's how we laugh the day away
In the merry old land of Oz
Ha ha ha
Ho ho ho
Ha ha ha ha ha
That's how we laugh the day away
With a ho ho ho ha ha ha
In the merry old land of Oz
Wipe down here
Wipe down there
And a couple drops of super glue
That's how we keep you young and fair
In the merry old land of Oz
Rub, rub here
Rub, rub there
Whether you're clear or brass
That's how we keep you in repair
In the merry old land of Oz
We can make a dimple PF smile out of a frown
Can you even powdercoat to match my gown? Uh-huh
Jolly old town
Chip, chip here
Chip, chip there
We give the roughest holes
That certain air of savoir faire
In the merry old land of Oz
Ha ha ha
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho ho
That's how we laugh the day away
In the merry old land of Oz
That's how we laugh the day away
With a ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
In the merry old land of Oz
Ha ha ha, ho ho oh, ha ha ha
Ah ha ha