Couldn't resist, all in good fun, lol
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The year is 2038 and The Wizard of Oz is having its 100 year anniversary with a special IMAX Triple 4D release.
Jersey Jack Pinball has made 40 different themed pinball machines over the past 25 years but no one has seen inside or outside of the factory for the past decade. Who is making the machines that keep getting sold? Not a single worker has been seen entering or leaving the factory for years. No one comes in and no one comes out.
For the 100 anniversary of Wizard of Oz JJP releases a special Yellow Brick Road Special Limited Edition WOZ pinball machine that will feature the first all brick paver pinball cabinet with special yellow painted bricks that have a glossy masonry seal applied to them. If you thought the existing WOZ's weigh a lot well just wait!
There will be 2,000 of these machine made but only 5 of them (random) will contain a special golden painted brick. Those buyers that get a machine with a golden painted brick get a special tour through the Jersey Jack Pinball Factory by no other then Jersey Jack himself!
The golden brick has the following text engraved into it.
Jack's Golden Brick
Greetings To You, The Lucky Finder of This
GOLDEN BRICK. From Mr. Jersey Jack
Present this golden brick at the factory gates at ten o'clock
in the morning of the first day of October and do not be late.
You may bring with you one member of your own family...and only one...
but no one else...
In your wildest dreams you could not imagine the marvelous SURPRISES
that await YOU!