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Worst Christmas Songs Ever

By vid1900

3 months ago


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#1 3 months ago

I know everyone says John Lennon's "Merry Christmas (war is over)" is the worst of all time, because it's not even about Christmas.

I agree it sucks ass, both lyrically and musically.

But what are some other crap heaps?

#2 3 months ago

It does have a great dual guitar solo, but it's just so bad.

Shonen Knife "Space Christmas"

#3 3 months ago

It's so bad, the youtube comments are turned off....

The Space Negros - We Wish You A Lousy Xmas

#4 3 months ago

I cringe uncontrollably whenever Michael Buble Christmas music comes on.

#5 3 months ago

Strange supergroup called The Greedies, consisting of: Phil Lynott (thin lizzy), Gary Holton (Heavy Metal Kids) , Gary Moore, Jimmy Bain (rainbow), and Rat Scabies (the damned)

The Greedies - Merry XMas

#6 3 months ago

santa baby by eartha kitt....yuck

#7 3 months ago

Not his strongest effort...yikes it's bad.

Eazy E- Merry Mutafnckin' Xmas

#8 3 months ago
Quoted from vid1900:

I know everyone says John Lennon's "Merry Christmas (war is over)" is the worst of all time, because it's not even about Christmas.
I agree it sucks ass, both lyrically and musically.
But what are some other crap heaps?

Song is definitely a buzz kill.

#9 3 months ago

Song so bad it’s good!

#10 3 months ago

LTG : )

#11 3 months ago

This was a joke from SNL, but became a genuine Christmas song.

I Wish It Was Christmas Today

Julian Casablancas - "I Wish It Was Christmas Today"

#12 3 months ago

#13 3 months ago
Quoted from vid1900:

I know everyone says John Lennon's "Merry Christmas (war is over)" is the worst of all time, because it's not even about Christmas.
I agree it sucks ass, both lyrically and musically.
But what are some other crap heaps?

Hate the Lennon song, I'll give you that.

I guess everyone hates the Mariah Carey song universally as well?

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#14 3 months ago

All of them. Someone should write a Christmas song about how awful Christmas songs are.

#15 3 months ago

Paul McCarney’s “simply having” always makes me want to claw my ears out.

No I’m not gonna link it.

#16 3 months ago

That Bruce Springsteen Xmas song where he sounds constipated on the toilet the whole time is nails on a chalkboard.

#17 3 months ago
Quoted from vid1900:

This was a joke from SNL, but became a genuine Christmas song.
I Wish It Was Christmas Today
Julian Casablancas - "I Wish It Was Christmas Today"

I did not know the SNL skit was a cover of an actual song.

Whoa.

#18 3 months ago

"Do They Know It's Christmas?" by Band Aid. Ugh

Maybe they don't but please spare the pompous self-serving horrid superband guilt trip, thanks

#19 3 months ago

I’d like to add “4 Carats”; Any version but the Kelly Clarkson most of all.

#20 3 months ago
Quoted from ThePinballCo-op:

I did not know the SNL skit was a cover of an actual song.
Whoa.

It wasn’t at the time

#21 3 months ago
Quoted from goingincirclez:

"Do They Know It's Christmas?" by Band Aid. Ugh
Maybe they don't but please spare the pompous self-serving horrid superband guilt trip, thanks

Absolutely. I’d much rather hear the SEVEN MINUTE “we’re stars”

#23 3 months ago
Quoted from goingincirclez:

"Do They Know It's Christmas?" by Band Aid. Ugh
Maybe they don't but please spare the pompous self-serving horrid superband guilt trip, thanks

I'll take this one over We are the World any day of the week. At least it's a decent song.

#24 3 months ago
Quoted from Methos:

I'll take this one over We are the World any day of the week. At least it's a decent song.

Egads, talk about a real Sophie's record flip. If I never hear either again it will be too soon but if death were not an option I'd choose we are the world, for its (minimally) lesser pretense.

#25 3 months ago

Spinal Tap - Christmas with the Devil

#26 3 months ago
Quoted from goingincirclez:

Egads, talk about a real Sophie's record flip. If I never hear either again it will be too soon but if death were not an option I'd choose we are the world, for its (minimally) lesser pretense.

LOL!

#27 3 months ago

The Christmas mouse

#29 3 months ago

Best or the worst ? This song could be either
Kevin Bloody Wilson - Hey Santa Claus .

#30 3 months ago

I can never be sure if I should click on one of Jay's posts. But then I can't not. lol One of my favorite pinsiders honestly.

#31 3 months ago

Feliz Navidad is the most grating, annoying Christmas song IMO. When it comes on the radio, the channel changes very fast.

#32 3 months ago

Jingle Bells? by Barbra Streisand.
So awful

#33 3 months ago
Quoted from EdisonArcade:

Jingle Bells? by Barbra Streisand.
So awful

Anything by Barbra Streisand. I recently acquired a large lot of old CED movies (pre laser disc). Shit - they loved her back in the 70's!

#34 3 months ago

Bryan adams. Having a reggae Christmas! Although I just saw Pee Wee was in the video, so that gives it a small redeeming factor.

#35 3 months ago

The only time I listen to Christmas music. My mom plays it while we are making sugar cookies. It wasn’t to bad this year only 6 hours of it. Ding-a-ling the Christmas bell….can’t stand it. I have heard it about 100 times over the years.

#37 3 months ago

The Go Go's – I'm Gonna Spend My Christmas With A Dalek

#38 3 months ago

Mariah Carey's: All I want for Xmas is You

I hate that song (and her)

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#39 3 months ago

“Waffle House Christmas” by Bill Anderson.

#40 3 months ago

Elmo and Patsy can go away.

#41 3 months ago

Camila Cabello's "I'll be home for Christmas"

#43 3 months ago

I cannot stand for any reason any version of the 12 days of Christmas.

#44 3 months ago
Quoted from Gunnut40:

The only time I listen to Christmas music. My mom plays it while we are making sugar cookies. It wasn’t to bad this year only 6 hours of it. Ding-a-ling the Christmas bell….can’t stand it. I have heard it about 100 times over the years.

It takes 6 hours to make sugar cookies? How many did you make????

#45 3 months ago

My mom made one of those Afghans.

#46 3 months ago
Quoted from Yoko2una:

That Bruce Springsteen Xmas song where he sounds constipated on the toilet the whole time is nails on a chalkboard.

Yeah, this has to be one of the worst songs I have ever heard.

#47 3 months ago

F Elmo, F Patsy and F Grandma and the &^%$# reindeer.

#48 3 months ago

So bad, it's actually pretty good.

#49 3 months ago

Huge country hit about a kid who buys his mom some new shoes, so if she dies tonight, she can make a good impression with Jesus.

Hate to tell them that shoes were not invented yet. At best Jesus had some sandals.

Stupid and sad = the worst

NewSong - The Christmas Shoes

#50 3 months ago

I like all the songs that are in the typical top 5 xmas songs lists, but I only want to hear them ONCE during the week before xmas. Once. Not three dozen more times over the supermarket's sound system when I'm buying groceries between Halloween and Christmas Eve.

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