Quite the tiger! Must have been all the flashing lights set her off...
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In my mind I can almost see the court hearing now...
Judge: Well young lady, looks like you have taken your criminality to a whole 'nuther level. All these wrist slaps for your multiple drug infractions obviously did not get your attention! So tell me--why are you back here?
Probation Officer: Judge, she brutally attacked a pristine pinball machine! Oh...and she bit, kicked, punched, spit on, and generally roughed-up a few cops and paramedics.
Judge: Pinball! Any idea of what machine it was?
PO: I am told it was a very nice Revenge From Mars, totally updated with a Nucore system. All her jostling most likely shorted-out the prism card--making this classic virtually worthless, your Honor.
Judge: Well, I can give you a pass on all the dope and violent behavior towards the cops--but you have sunk to a new low and have shocked the conscience of the court! I love Pinball 2000! Probation revoked--5 to 10 in the Big House!!
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