I should have her over in my gameroom. If she gets upset she could help knock out down my wall for my renovation.
I should have her over in my gameroom. If she gets upset she could help knock out down my wall for my renovation.
Quoted from hailrazer:Facebook photo's :[quoted image][quoted image]
Well then, let me just revisit my first post...
Quoted from Yoko2una:2) Smoke!
2) Holy hell, fucking Smoke!
FTFM - Fixed That For Myself
Snap. I got official permission. Texted a story link to my girl.
Me: Damn check this out. Sounds like she needs a pinball machine at home.
T: She’s smoking hot so I doubt u would mind helping her out.
Yea I think she needs your assistance. U could set her right up.
Wonder if she realizes she will be forever remembered in the pinball legends hall of fame.
Could even make it on a new pinball show T-shirt.
I’d love to know what some of those charges mean.
https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/CPReport.ashx?docketNumber=CP-45-CR-0000813-2013
EDIT -> My link appears to be broken, so here is the .PDF
What the hell is "Criminal Use of Communication Facility" and "Corrupt Organizations - Employee"?
Quoted from Spyderturbo007:I’d love to know what some of those charges mean.
https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/CPReport.ashx?docketNumber=CP-45-CR-0000813-2013&dnh=y0sVd5hR%2fs8f93gJmfKIhg%3d%3d
This just makes her hotter.
Quoted from Spyderturbo007:I’d love to know what some of those charges mean.
https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/CPReport.ashx?docketNumber=CP-45-CR-0000813-2013&dnh=y0sVd5hR%2fs8f93gJmfKIhg%3d%3d
I don't know but now I have cancer after trying to decipher the legalese. Thanks.
Just looking at that list of past charges as far back as 2011, it's no wonder she doesn't have a man, she is a fucking EDP. Still hot, but nuts, not worth it.
Here she is in a video on an unrelated subject from a few months ago. She's at the 41 second mark and the 1:41 mark.
http://www.wfmz.com/news/poconos-coal/county-courthouse-has-6th-bomb-scare-since-may/801872758
Quoted from rogerroger:Here she is in a video on an unrelated subject from a few months ago. She's at the 41 second mark and the 1:41 mark.
http://www.wfmz.com/news/poconos-coal/county-courthouse-has-6th-bomb-scare-since-may/801872758
I love the quote....
"It's crazy. I always said why couldn't this happen when I have to see my P.O," said 26-year-old Kilee Cunningham.
A shame that such a cute kid comes with all that crazy.
Maybe some of the botox, fillers, etc. that these social media types use to maintain themselves has eaten away at her brain.
I loved the comments associated with the article. Especially the one someone made that said she was hired to make a guest appearance at Pinfest! Hilarious!!
Quoted from f3honda4me:LOL this is gold
I nominate f3honda4me for “quote of the year”....
Someone should find a way to let her know she's become a legend with the Pinball community, I can see her parlaying that into a paying gig of some sort if she doesn't go to jail for a long time. She could do a calendar featuring her with / on a different game every month or something.
Welcome to our great state of PA! I did a lot of work for that courthouse 15+ years ago and they always had quite a few "odd" individuals walking through.
Who does this bitch think she is?? So cute nobody ever told her to shut the f**k up. She's not all that guys..........that's how dumb asses wind up w/some gold digger then want to whine about it. She should be fined the maximum allowed or jail time. Cute don't count.
Quoted from jhanley:What kind of world do we live in when cute girls start attacking defenseless pinball machines.
That machine was asking for it
Quoted from mrm_4:That machine was asking for it
In all fairness I think your right.
Quoted from Pinless:Some might even say imamaculate...
Too bad she isn’t a double amputee this would work even better.
Quoted from Pinless:Some might even say imamaculate...
Her bail is probably less than $65,000. Who wants to start the GoFundMe page?
Quoted from rogerroger:Here she is in a video on an unrelated subject from a few months ago. She's at the 41 second mark and the 1:41 mark.
http://www.wfmz.com/news/poconos-coal/county-courthouse-has-6th-bomb-scare-since-may/801872758
I can almost hear her chewing and popping that gum in my passenger seat moments before I push her out the door into traffic.
She couldn’t figure out why her Cheetos weren’t falling out of the weird looking vending machine. She was within her rights... ever drunk needs to get their munchie on.
In my mind I can almost see the court hearing now...
Judge: Well young lady, looks like you have taken your criminality to a whole 'nuther level. All these wrist slaps for your multiple drug infractions obviously did not get your attention! So tell me--why are you back here?
Probation Officer: Judge, she brutally attacked a pristine pinball machine! Oh...and she bit, kicked, punched, spit on, and generally roughed-up a few cops and paramedics.
Judge: Pinball! Any idea of what machine it was?
PO: I am told it was a very nice Revenge From Mars, totally updated with a Nucore system. All her jostling most likely shorted-out the prism card--making this classic virtually worthless, your Honor.
Judge: Well, I can give you a pass on all the dope and violent behavior towards the cops--but you have sunk to a new low and have shocked the conscience of the court! I love Pinball 2000! Probation revoked--5 to 10 in the Big House!!
She doesn't look like a coked out pinball machine abuser in her instagram pictures. But then, you never really know. People like this walk among us. We must be ever vigilant. Even one defenseless pin abused is too many.
Quoted from RandomGuyOffCL:Oh huemanatee, we need need a gif please
+1
@thehuemanatee
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