Have you considered/tested engraved insert text? It may not be original, but it could have an interesting look back- or side-lit, and it sounds like the tools are capable.
Although wise to not distribute copyrighted work, it's a real shame that everybody has to 'reinvent the wheel' here. Diner's art is difficult to touch-up (orange is considered the hardest color to match), and the decals and whatnot available are clearly inferior to the original.
I'm both blue in the face from waiting for CPR, and now green with envy for your 'until CPR' efforts. Will you sell your 'good enough' efforts once CPR's is printed? If so, make the announcement, and I can check you every day too!