Quoted from MapleSyrup:There are no subways that run to Elk Grove. I’m sure lots of Stern employees use public transit, but subways simply aren’t an option.
your joke is about 4 hours late.
Quoted from Mike_M:Well the obvious answer is because the L doesn't quite extend to Elk Grove Village. Stern is very close to O'Hare though which does have a subway station on the blue line. I suppose if they were willing to relocate a little bit they could start using the subway.