Some people view the shooter lane like their penis, an extension of themselves. They wish it were longer and harder than it is. They like to know where it's been and where the dings and discoloration originated. If it turns out that the shooter lane is a little softer than desired or if it shows signs of wear, the owner of the pinball machine worries about having to explain it to others.

When buying a pin remotely and having it shipped, sometimes the buyer does not provide any pics showing the shooter lane, and this is wrong. This is typically the point where someone will request to see a specific pic of the shooter lane. People will always want to see and discuss the shooter lane, so it is best for the seller to include a pic along with the others. There is nothing to be ashamed of unless unless the game was ridden hard and put away wet. In extreme cases such as this, it is better not to look directly at the shooter lane at all, rather plan on plunging the ball and enjoying the game. Mods can be added to divert attention away from the lane.

When playing someone else's game, if you notice the shooter lane has poor hygiene, refrain from making comments and be sure to hold your disgust until well after leaving the premises and thoroughly washing your hands. At that point, feel free to let loose with the full fire and fury that only a fellow pinhead can muster. Judge the owner with the same contempt you would any other loser and nobody's feelings get hurt.

I prefer my shooter lanes to look shiny and new (and to be long and hard). And that's the story behind the weird fascination with pinball shooter lanes and it's importance in pinball collecting.