I'm here because many decades ago my dad made my mom laugh while working as a waiter at a restaurant outside of Albuquerque. They later got married (and had sex, I assume) and poof, there I was.
Oh...wait.. you mean here, on Pinside. Got it. Sorry.
Quoted from LTG:To help pinball.
This, pretty much. I enjoy helping people when I can and promoting the hobby. I'm not verified here, or I'd probably cause a lot more trouble. I like it better this way.