Vid can slam a revolving door...
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The total number of deaths attributed to WWII is 52,199,262. Vid is two kills from breaking that record.
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Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:Does this help?[quoted image]
Boo, you wrecked everything...
Quoted from Who-Dey:How do you know?
It's common knowledge.
Vid has a penis like a Pringles can. When flaccid.
Angered by the fact that Hurricane Katrina was not named Hurricane Vid, he went on a killing spree. It is been rumored that he mutilated 7 meterologists, 15 journalists, and 3 unrelated civilians. He was seen later on screaming "Who's a CAT 5 now bitch?!"
Quoted from Tommy-dog:It is time to close this thread. It's all nonsense talk now.
When wasn't it?
Contrary to popular belief, Vid is the stork that delivers babies. Not in the way that he is a bird, but in the way that he is your father. Take that as you may...
Quoted from iceman44:So many of the good people are leaving. That ought to tell you something.
Like rats deserting a sinking ship...
People are afraid to go hunting with Dick Cheney. Dick Cheney is terrified to go killing with Vid...
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Quoted from Luckydogg420:Like a Rusty Trombone or a Dirty Sanchez? What are ya thinking?
Too funny. I stole that line, I'm not even sure what it means...
One time a guy tried to shoot Vid but missed. Vid then took the man's gun and shot himself in the face just to show the guy that a gunshot to the face is nothing to Vid.
Oh, ok Pinrob. Go ahead and thumbs down me. At this very moment, there is a 50/50 chance that Vid is boning your sister
Quoted from PinRob:I thumbed down you because I didn’t think your post was funny, even remotely funny. Actually the last thing we need to read about is anything pertaining to guns and being shot in the face. Now your second post about my thumbing you down was 50% funny.
I'll take it...
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Vid brings a baseball bat into the can with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death
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Quoted from cdnpinbacon:I think I spotted him on a grainy film, ape like running through a forest.
Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. He's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside, and that's extra scary to me. Look out, he's fuzzy! Let's get out of here!
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Quoted from CrazyLevi:Vid was more than just a bunch of recycled Chuck Norris jokes.
Dang, I was saving my best recycled Chuck Norris jokes for last. Thanks buddy...
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