Go to Roscoes chicken and waffles for brunch in Long Beach. They are much better.

Are we playing Jeopardy now? O.k., I'll take a crack at it.

What is "how many grams of fat are in this here biscuits and gravy?"

Doc, What are the chances that me and my sisters baby comes out tarded?

Oh the humanity! Did you notice multiple scars across their wrists?

On a lighter note, for a taco joint, they do make a mean double bacon cheeseburger and crinkle cut Fries. Remember when Carl's Jr. made crinkle cut Fries deep fried in animal lard? Oh, they were the best.

Before I get ejected by the snowflake, California hating, moderators from the South, let me just clarify that I am just joking. R-E-L-A-X.

Wasn't a fan of Pup n Taco. My brother worked there and at Hamburger Stand. Hamburger Stand was the worst. 29 cent burgers that tasted like the school cafeteria. I kept telling him to try to get a job at Carl's but nope. He got fired when a customer kept sending his burger back saying it was over cooked. He told him the burgers were so thin that it was impossible not to cook them well done and might have said a few choice words. Think Brad from Fast Times at Ridgemont high. No more free crappy burgers.

No, but at my elementary school, the cheese on our Pizza was after a few days. The leftovers were always reheated until they were gone. Cheese turning green was not an issue apparently. They wouldn't throw anything out.

I think our school had the same burgers. Looked like and had the consistency of a sponge. The burgers that were leftover were crumbled up the next day and mixed with chili sauce and Fritos and they called it a taco boat. I actually liked the taco boat.

I sold my lunch tickets and used the money at the arcade.

Junior and senior year. Freshmen and sophomores had to hide in the trunk. My nephews were shocked when they heard that we were allowed off campus for lunch. Apparently the kids today have no freedom.