You guys are ruining it!! You're not supposed to say you just spoke to him and give real updates in the thread!! How can the legend grow!!
I heard flank broke a toe lifting a burning car off a little girl and her family on the side of the road by the Brat Stop. Saved their life and get this.....then bought them dinner at the Stop while waiting for a tow truck teaching the kids how to play AC/DC Pro Pinball by the slots. Damn hero in my book. Broken toe and all.