Quoted from TimeBandit:A prayer to Stern.
Our Father,
In Elk Grove Village,
Gary be thy name,
Thy code must come,
Is Lonnie done,
Or is Kiss doomed to pinball Heaven
Give us this day our outlane sounds,
And give us colossal bonus,
As we forgive drains that go straight down the middle,
And lead us not into random awards,
But deliver use for cities,
For next is the starchild, put power in the kickout,
For ever and ever
We wait
How about this one?
"The path of the righteous LE owner is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of men who release slow code updates. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and making good code, shepherds the weak NIB purchasers who buy games with weak code and all the other impatient Kiss owners through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of those pinball players lost in SDTM shots and lathargic rules. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy a Kiss owners dream of a great game with fantastic rules. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you by not purchasing a NIB pin ever from you again".
Too strong?