A man walks casually up to the counter at a store. A seductive looking woman comes out from the back room, smiles and asks the the gentleman, how can I help you? The man smiles, unzips his pants and lays out his johnson on the counter. The woman glances carefully on the counter and looks back up at the gentleman and says Sir! I believe you have made a mistake! This is a C-L-O-C-K shop! The gentleman immediately counters with No Ma'am! No mistake! I want you to put two hands and a face on this thing!