A teacher poses the following question to her third grade class: "What part of your body do you think reaches heaven first when you die?".

After various responses from the children such as "Your brain because you think about heaven when you die." and "Your heart because you love God with it.", little Johnny raises his hand and excitedly exclaims: "I think your feet go to heaven first when you die!"

"Your feet?! Why so Johnny?" asked the teacher.

"Well, when I looked in my parents' bedroom the other night, my mom had her feet in the air and she was shouting: 'JESUS, I"M COMING!' "

This one goes back to when I was a kid in Catholic school:

Q: What kind of meat do priests eat on Fridays during Lent.

A: None.

Aye yi yi

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Bill Maher's show is great!

Great intelligently written humor! Particularly LOVE how he so artfully and consistently rips a certain overly deserving asshole.

Nice. What's next - a lynching joke? Torture? Child abuse?

Why did Dairy Queen leave Burger King?

She caught him with his whopper in Wendy's hot 'n juicy.