An Indian boy asked his father, "Father, I have a question. When we are born, how do you choose our names?"

The father replies, "It's simple son. After your mother gives birth, we look out of our teepee and the first thing we see is what we name you. For instance, when your sister was born, we looked out of our teepee and saw a Flying Eagle, so we named her Flying Eagle. When your brother was born, we looked out of our teepee and saw a Wild Horse, so we named him Wild Horse. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Screwing?"