Three construction workers, Hans, Luigi and Stash, are sitting on a girder of a 40 storey building, 400 feet in the air, eating lunch.

Hans opens his lunch box, and says "Wienerschnitzel! I hate this! If I gotta eat this ONE MORE DAY for lunch, I'm gonna jump!"

Then Luigi opens his lunch box and says "Fettuccine! I hate this! If I gotta eat this one more day, I'm gonna jump!"

Finally Stash opens his box, and says "Polish Sausage! I really hate this! One more time and I'M gonna jump!"

So they eat their lunch and get back to work welding girders.

The next day at lunch, Hans opens his lunch box, sees Wienerschnitzel, slams his box closed and jumps to his death.
Luigi opens his box, sees fettuccine, slams it shut and jumps to his death.
Stash sees Polish Sausage, throws his lunch box, and jumps to his death.

That weekend, all three of them are waked at the funeral home and their grieving wives are crying over their dead bodies.

Greta sobs, "If I had any idea Hans hated Wienerschnitzel so much, I would have made him Bratwurst or something else!!"

Maria sobs, "If I only knew Luigi hated Fettuccine, I would have made him Lasagna or something else!!"

Zofia looks down at her dead husband, totally bewildered, and says "I just don't understand it - Stash packs his own lunch!!"

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, “Billy Miller showed me his willy today at the playground!”

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.”

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s mom asked,

“Really tiny, was it?”

Sally replied, “No, salty.”