Quoted from oldbaby:

Elon Musk, President Biden, the Pope, and a schoolboy were flying in an airplane together. Unexpectedly, a bird flew into the plane's engine, causing the plane to enter a tailspin. To their horror, they realized the plane only had three parachutes.
"I'm the CEO of SpaceX and Tesla! If I die, the stock will crash and hundreds of people could lose their jobs!" said Elon, as he straps on a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
"I'm the president of the United States! If I die, it will be a serious blow to the entire nation!" said the president, as he took a parachute and jumped.
The Pope said to the schoolboy, "Take the last parachute and don't think twice about it, little boy. You may consider that a commandment from God."
The schoolboy took the parachute, strapped it onto his body (the Pope helped him get it fastened and gave him instructions on how long to wait to pull the release), and jumped.
Then the Pope lifted the pilot in his arms like a baby and flew down to earth under his own power, landing without a scratch.