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What's Your Best Joke, Pinball-Related or Otherwise?


By Dooskie

3 years ago



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#285 1 year ago

I walked into the butchers the other day and they offered a special on
8 legs of Venison for $20.00!
Is this two deer?

#288 1 year ago

Christmas cracker jokes no doubt

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#293 1 year ago
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#299 1 year ago

do you speak Aussie?

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#328 1 year ago

What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn't.

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#333 1 year ago

AMAZING
I hear the swimming pools on the Titanic are still full!

#340 1 year ago

Odds are that Yoko Ono will win the next season of SURVIVOR

reason being she has spent years living off of dead Beatles.

#352 1 year ago

I have been sexually active since 9

My wrist is now very sore as it is 9.45

#360 1 year ago

sometimes you need visuals

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#369 1 year ago

A Teacher's story about stuttering

A Teacher is explaining Biology to her 4th Grade Students.

"Human beings are the only Animals that stutter,' she says

A little Girl raises her Hand. 'I had a Kitty-Cat who stuttered.'

The Teacher, knowing how precious some of these Stories could become, asked the Girl to describe the incident

"Well," she began, 'I was in the back Yard with my Kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the Fence into our Yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the Teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little Girl.

'My Kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she could say '@#ck-off !,' the Rottweiler ate her!

The Teacher had to leave the Room.

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#526 7 months ago

An Old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?"

"Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again.

"Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000?!"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000... Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'

"Nah," says the little old Jewish man... "Costs too much!"

#528 7 months ago
Quoted from undrdog:

Why is it important in that story that the guy is Jewish?

good grief mate, breathe!

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#560 6 months ago

How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb?

More than 10 as my cellar is still dark!

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#594 5 months ago

They found a dead man in CHOP( CHAZ) or whatever it is called now with 47 bullet holes in his back.
Police stated it was the worst case of suicide they had seen.

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#693 3 months ago
Quoted from undrdog:

The COVID meme isn’t accurate. Proportionally speaking, very few in the U.S. have it. But anyone could get it. The chance that you have it right now is quite a different thing than how easy it is for you to get it. Stay safe my friends.

good on you, its a joke. get it?

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#711 86 days ago

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex:
"Tarzan not know sex!" He replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said. "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree!"
Horrified, she said. "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly!"
She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here!" She said. "You must put it in here!"
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right between her legs.
Jane rolled around in agony, but manages to gasp for air and screamed. "What did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees!"

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