Oh yes, some of the best one liners are probably not very appropriate here..
So, Why did the Blond bring 16 of here friends to the movies?
"Under 17 wasn't permitted"
Okay, maybe a little lame....
Rodney Dangerfield (they'll never be another one like him)..
" I cut way down on smoking. Me and my wife agreed we'd only smoke after sex.
I've been on the same pack for the past 4 years. What bothers me is my wife's up
to 3 packs a day".....
BTW, that was a nice clean M.J. joke...