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Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit him like a glove...
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Quoted from LTG:Hollywood Knights
LTG : )
That movie is in my all time 5 favorites.
Quoted from Vader77:Newbomb Turk, yeah, I think I've heard of that guy...
Classic
"It does have a little wang in it..."
A big burly guy walks into a bar. He goes to the center of the long bar, points and says "All you on this side of the bar are assholes!" Nobody says a word. He then points to the other side and says "And all you on this side of the bar are cocksuckers!". The room is dead silent. Then a little guy at the far end stands up and starts walking towards the man. He says " Hey! You got a problem?". The little guys says "Oh, no sir. I'm just sitting on the wrong side of the bar". 
Quoted from Apinjunkie:This jokes on us. [quoted image]
I think I'd rather have that. We're in a 70% chance of a tornado within 25 miles zone today!
What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in the bathtub? The first one has "hope in her soul".....
OK, What's the difference between a three ring circus and a chorus line? The first is a "cunning array of stunts". LOL
A boy on a bicycle has been hit by a car and is laying in the middle of the road. A guy runs up and says "Oh no, do you want me to call a doctor?". The boy says " You don't understand, I'm hurt really bad". Man says " Well, do you want me to call an ambulance?". The boy says " You don't understand, I'm dying. The man says " Well, do you want me to call a priest"? The boy looks at him and says " Mister, this is no time to be thinking about sex". 
1 week later
This is an old one, so I apologize if you've heard it a dozen times before.
A young Indian boy asks his father, "Is it true that we Indians are named by the first thing our Mother sees when she comes out of the teepee after giving birth?"
Father says "Yes. That is why your brother is named Big Blue Sky and your sister is named Babbling Brook". But tell me, Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?
1 month later
A guy goes to a brothel. The manager says she must inspect his privates before he can go back and select a girl. So he drops his drawers and she sees he has a tattoo on his dick that says Shorty. Odd, but everything else looks normal so she lets him go on back. About 10 minutes later the prostitute comes running out screaming and yelling. "Lord no! I'm not doing anything with him!"
The manager asks "Was it the tattoo"
She replies "You're damn right it's the tattoo"
Manager says "What's wrong? It's just a little tattoo that says Shorty"
She says "Well, it might have said Shorty when you seen it, but now it says
ShortyHiggenbotthemFromChattanoogaTennessee"
Quoted from poppapin:Must be the dude from the boat.
That's what made me remember the joke!
1 week later
A guy is at a truck stop eating some food. He asks the employee if there are any hookers around. The guy says "No, but if you want you can fuck old Wong back there". He looks and sees and 80 year old Chinese man sweeping the floor. He says "No, I'm not into that shit".
A little while later, he asks again. The employee says " I told you no, but if you want you can fuck old Wong". The guy says "I told you I'm not into that shit".
A while later his curiosity gets the better of him. He asks "If I did want to fuck old Wong, how much would it cost me"?
The employee answers "200 dollars".
The guy says "200 Dollars! To fuck an old Chinaman in the ass"?
The employee says "Oh, that's just for me and my brother to hold him down. Old Wong's not into that shit either"!
1 month later
Quoted from Dee-Bow:I walked into the game room the other day and caught my kid chewing on the power cord on one of my pins. So, of course i had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.
What a shocking discovery!
3 months later
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb. Only two, but don't ask me how they got in there!
Quoted from bladerunner:There is the longer version where it is Russian and a Czech, but the bears only eat the Czech. When they ask the Russian, he points to the male, but they find the Czech in the female.
Punch line: Never believe a Russian when he says the Czech is in the male.
There's another version where the girl is going to marry a Czech. The parents don't approve because "they don't accept Czechs", LOL.
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