Why did the chicken cross the road?
To maintain the proper 6’ of social distancing.

Pinhead 1: I think I have pinball fever!
Pinhead 2: You need a Dr. Dude!

(The forum title asks for my best joke, it does not require it to be a good joke. This is what I got)

Five surgeons are taking a coffee break:

1st surgeon: "Accountaints are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon: "Try electricians! Everything inside THEM is color coded." 4th surgeon: "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable." 5th surgeon who has been quitely listening to the conversation: "I like Pinball Machine restorers... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

I found this on an automobile forum and modified it for pinball.

At the end of dinner tonight I asked my young son if he wanted any more food. He turned, looked me straight in the eye and said “F-U”.

I was flabbergasted for a moment, then he continued, “L-L”.

Oh thank heavens, he was just saying he was full! Then again maybe he is more clever than I give him credit for and has found a way to tell his dad to get bent without getting into trouble.