A man walked up to the counter at the train station and said “I’ll take two Pickets to Tittsburgh please”.
The attractive woman behind the counter reply’s “that’s a Freudian slip”.
Embarrassed, the man asks “What’s that?”
The woman explained “ a Freudian slip is an unintentional error revealing subconscious feelings”.
The man responds “oh that happened to me the other night as well. I wanted to ask my wife to pass the salt but instead I said...YOU ruined my f***cking life!”