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What's Your Best Joke, Pinball-Related or Otherwise?

By Dooskie

7 years ago


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#297 4 years ago

Men Are Deep Thinkers

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said “nothing.” The reason I said that instead of saying “just thinking” is because she would have said “about what.” At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here's the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never ever hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer.

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#304 4 years ago

I went to the liquor store yesterday on my bicycle, bought a bottle of whiskey and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off my bike the bottle would break.. so I drank all the whiskey before I rode home. Turned out to be a good idea, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home. Imagine what would have happened to the bottle.

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#555 3 years ago

I asked my husband if I’m the only one he’s been with. He said yes, the others were all nines and tens.

Send bail money.

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#786 3 years ago

You know why U2 still haven't found what their looking for? Because the streets have no names!

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